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@moonmasque.bsky.social

Dead Fleets jester
Cask of Amontillado fan account
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Exactly (and i'm going to haunt the shit out of them too).
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They're going to be really sorry
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putting the handles of everyone who didn't follow back in my suicide note
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Ok then it’s settled. The moth loves pipettes
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are those antennae, or is it just happy to see you?
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Yes of course bsky.app/profile/moon...
I give all of my kicked bic lighters a proper burial at sea
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Everyone who drives with their arm hanging out of the window is an asshole. Dangling or charlie brown style; it doesn't make a difference.
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i should have the power to beam my thoughts out to the whole planet to improve ideology and morale.
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just like a slutty vestal virgin
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crying out 'I'm summiting!' at climax
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Been there; done that, And i'd still be sweating like a pig before work 😭 Stay safe out there.
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will sipping CO make me a better poster? 🤔
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Do they sell the electric fire places? My farmers market growing up sold those.
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The friend-of-a-friend nepo baby writers who get the network tv episide gigs looooooove the name Cody, and sixteen year-olds called 'Dickie' and 'Carl' and shit.
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it's the only war worth writing about for song
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no-one gets between me and my beloved durban poison
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@moonmasque.bsky.social part of an elite group of posters sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. they promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.
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🤯 (was he a golden retriever?)
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can't wait until we have a head of state called Cody
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Do people actually name their kids Cody, or is that a tv trope?
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Error in the alt text! it should be 'bic' not 'nice'. Spellchecking at my time of mourning is abhorrent behaviour on the part of my phone, and I'm casting it into the river after I post this
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