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@gorlock.bsky.social

Ham hearted ❤️🌈

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can't wait until we have a head of state called Cody
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desperately need to queen out with her
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She seems chill actually, she could run with my posse
Alleyway drifter
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They're doing slash fic about nerpa seals
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Jagr Peanut Butter (1995-1997): After reporting that he was able to heal a groin injury by "rubbing peanut butter on it," Pittsburgh Penguins' RW Jaromir Jagr was able to land his own line of creamy PB
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I'm not unapologetic about anything, not even the good stuff
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Still no luck at Henrietta Hudson… Ls are still my favorite of the LGBTQ+ #NYCpride
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Eric Adams opened this morning’s press conference by rolling a garbage bin up to the podium, placing a bag of trash in it, and saying “welcome to our trash revolution” while Empire State of Mind played in the background
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everything is about sex, except sex, that’s about savory fluid exchange 🤤
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I repeat this fun little bit of trivia a lot that Elvis died with "30 lbs of shit" backed up inside his colon but I don't actually know if that's right
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Cactuses are none of my business
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Tighten up your jaw it's too slack right now. And bring your head down and forward it will make looking at your phone easier
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I forgot it can still be really hot even if it's below 100 degrees
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"I get to set & I see this...this copier. And I thought 'what kind of copies would my character be making? And wouldn't it be interesting if *he* wanted to know about other people's copies?' And so it all just kind of came from that idea. I thought it was a really interesting avenue to explore"
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Police dept called . Goated man shot & killed .
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When I say "this song is from around 1997," I mean some time between 1991 and 2008
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Does anybody have thoughts on microwave technology
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Remember when that lady in florida told me I looked like "the guy who played freddie mercury"
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I will literally never understand if these oatmeal containers are recyclable
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we all got exactly 1 homie
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alannis morisette never told us what was in her pocket i think she had a knife
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I have to listen to a album
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Everyone knows when a genie offers you three wishes, your first wish should be for infinitely more wishes. I think your second wish should be two more wishes on top of those. Shake things up, get weird with it. Then your third wish is to remove those wishes. You’re not greedy.
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Sending love and light to anyone experiencing humidity
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I'm actually gonna go take a shower now if you can believe it
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"I get to set & I see this...this copier. And I thought 'what kind of copies would my character be making? And wouldn't it be interesting if *he* wanted to know about other people's copies?' And so it all just kind of came from that idea. I thought it was a really interesting avenue to explore"
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