Doctor Cigarettes

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Cornfield communist. Avid supporter of putting the boat back in the Suez.

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Me: “I was cast in Amadeus!” My friend: “Are you playing a white person?” Me: (a little confused) “Uh, yeah.” *one week later* My friend: “OH MY GOD I THOUGHT YOU SAID AMISTAD.”

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I think the historical context on this is really important to understand and promote because the reality is that there's no inherent aversion to trans people in our culture, it's one that's been cultivated by explicit right wing propaganda as another way to divide the working class against itself

This wasn't unheard of at the time, the first public trans surgery in America was done as "Former GI now smoking hot!"

Idk about Patrick Mahomes but I’m also great at avoiding the sack when pressured.

Let me introduce you to the polycule, or as I like to call them: the Committee of the Hole.

You ever get one of those shit ass clementines that don’t have even a little tartness to them like what the fuck

Let’s talk about is how some “natural” remedies for ailments/conditions might actually be effective or helpful in the long run but are much slower acting than modern pharmaceuticals in treating/giving relief and are therefore not options for people who have to work/can’t take time to rest.

It’s still happening and my doctor advised going to the ER but I’m not because I’m scared of medical bills :)

A cool thing about having a uterus is that sometimes you will just have random heavy unexplainable bleeding in the middle of your cycle and you just gotta go to work like there’s nothing wrong!

craziest fuckin BLT I have ever seen

A cool thing about having a uterus is that sometimes you will just have random heavy unexplainable bleeding in the middle of your cycle and you just gotta go to work like there’s nothing wrong!

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Myspace Tom was kind of like the Public Universal Friend if you think about it

On the elevator with a few coworkers yesterday and one of them says, “Have a good evening, ladies! Oh wait, is that politically correct?” Another replies with, “Because some people don’t identify as women?” “Yeah, they identify as weird!” Everyone laughs. Oh to be the only NB in my department.

It seems the Men of Toledo have received formal notice that I am single.

Incredible news: he’s Italian.

I am getting together tomorrow with someone who does not appear to have a substance disorder. Wish me luck!

You ever see your friends parents homes in pictures around Christmas and go, “oh that’s why you were able to pursue your dreams”.

Sometimes you do go out with somebody in an attempt to start dating again and your ex shows up at the same bar halfway through the date even though you told them you would be there so they could avoid you and then gets upset? Even though they dumped you??

I am getting together tomorrow with someone who does not appear to have a substance disorder. Wish me luck!

Woke or broke? Pronouns or bro downs.

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This Kind Of Smart, Walkable, Mixed-use Urbanism Is Illegal To Build In Most American Cities.

Me, scratching my ex’s face out of a group photo, “I’m just like Stalin fr fr.”

Peak millennial is me and the guy I was seeing having our incredibly uncomfortable and sad break up talk at a busy bar and still stopping to enthusiastically clap for the cover musician while everyone else ignored him.

It is weird to think that John Hodgman knows about my break up

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A fun FOIA would be to ask for every teams message sent at the State Department with "Kissinger" in it from the week he died

Imagine getting dumped for a ghost. The idea of a relationship that died years ago. Imagine what that does for someone’s self esteem, to be discarded in lieu of a memory that is never coming back. I want to bury myself alive

Drunk and sad at the airport AMA

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Thete's a pretty finite set of words for killing civilians where they stand after they have been corralled by force.

Israel presses on with Gaza bombardments, including in areas where it told civilians to flee

Israel presses on with Gaza bombardments, including in areas where it told civilians to fleeapnews.com The latest strikes came a day after the United States vetoed a United Nations resolution demanding an immediate humanitarian cease-fire in Gaza.

I deserves someone who texts me and responds to me when I’m out of town.

Me, showing up for brunch, visibly disappointed: “I thought you said friends with Benedict.”

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