π“€π“‚Ν˜π’Όπ’· 𐓒𐒻 π“ˆπ’°Ν˜ 𐒿𐒷𐓓𐒷

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π“€π“‚Ν˜π’Όπ’· 𐓒𐒻 π“ˆπ’°Ν˜ 𐒿𐒷𐓓𐒷

@motherofbeanz.bsky.social

Osage/Cherokee/Danish
She/Her
A ♍️ in love with a πŸ¦‚.
Be glad I don’t follow through on my intrusive thoughts.
Food maker and picture taker. Former artist.

✨And that’s SOME MORE of your goddamn business.✨ - Aunt Margaret circa 2012
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Can someone tell AG Asshole to quit wasting taxpayer money and the court’s time trying to keep this clearly innocent woman in prison? It was THE COP. WHO WENT TO JAIL. All evidence points to THE COP. Quit looking for other evidence where it doesn’t exist and DO YOUR GODDAMN ACTUAL JOB.
Missouri murder conviction from 1980 tossed out, againwww.ksdk.com Monday's ruling by a panel of appeals court judges comes after a judge ruled that Sandra Hemme's attorneys had provided the burden of proof.
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@cyanidepatch.bsky.social Sorry, I had to block them on my end. My head nearly exploded. They can take their intentionally obtuse bullshit elsewhere. I lack the energy to argue with people that are clearly capable of reading and comprehending, yet choose not to.
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Look, cousin LEGO, I would *looove* to purchase Barad-dΓ»r, but $460 buys a LOT of Oreos and Cosmic Brownies which will satisfy the demands of the demonic old lady that cackles within me. She’s not content with plastic bricks, no matter how many I eat, so I’m going to have to pass.
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JFC. I need people to learn music genres and stop playing pin the tail on the fucking donkey with bands. πŸ€¦πŸ½β€β™€οΈ
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A sommelier who recommends the perfect pairing of drugs with the concert you're attending
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Every time my student loan servicer changes, my amount due changes, payment date changes…and literally everything else. Just absolutely LOVE IT. I’m tired of trying to figure out what needs to be done with them, while these companies are being paid by the Fed to just keep kicking it around.
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I don’t need an injury report for SKC. I’m going to assume the ENTIRE team has been injured/ill the whole season, has been replaced by the puny aliens from Space Jam, and THAT’S why we’ve played like utter dog shit this year. That, and our manager needs canned, but that’s another thing entirely…
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If you refer to women as β€œfemales”, you need to check yourself. This includes other women. Knock it the fuck off. You sound like a cunt.
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🚨ATTENTION🚨 I need ALL PALE FOLK to PUT DOWN the GODSDAMNED SWEET BABY RAY BBQ SAUCE and BACK AWAY. Put it back on the shelf. Set it on the floor. Hell, throw it across the building. IDGAF. Just leave it in the store where you found it. I will let you pick out *almost* any other one you see.
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the fireworks are so fucking annoying dude like please enough already
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🚨ATTENTION!🚨 SOMEONE GET YOYO A KITTY!!! *ps, it has to be a CANADIAN kitty! 🚨ATTENTION!🚨 QUELQU'UN S'IL VOUS PLAÎT TROUVER UN CHAT POUR MLLE YOYO *ps, Γ§a doit Γͺtre un minou CANADIEN !
no one wants to give me a kitty and i am not going 30km out of my way for one
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Study for a Portrait, by Francis Bacon, 1952, πŸ“Έ via @MenInBlazers
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Old man knocking on the GLASS WINDOW of the front door like he’s the police. You better be afraid of something out there.
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I love looking at shorts on ThredUp and seeing dubious inseam measurements on shorts. For instance, I’m doubtful that there is 1) a crotch in this pair of shorts at all 2) if it exists, that there is 4” of material between it and the end of what’s left of the leg opening.