livvy the kikimouse✴️🐭

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livvy the kikimouse✴️🐭

@mousegirl.boo

mousegirl warlord cheezing the means of production. she/her, 33, 🏳️‍⚧️, MDNI

fuck it, we smol

@poppins.wtf 💍 one flesh, one end, bitch
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the pink pony club has burned down
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Rest in piece to the massive ones lost in the war
i remember when when gum used to look like a dick that got run over by a tank
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i remember when when gum used to look like a dick that got run over by a tank
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If you're trans and you move away from the midwest you're post-ope
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i think i could choreograph and produce (and possibly star in) a really good Family Guy themed drag cabaret if given the chance
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this is my favourite one
livvy: sex, calling each other wife, calling each other sis poppins: 1st: ???? 2nd: ????? 3rd: oh fuck i blushed when they made me laugh fuck fuck fuck stas: 8 hour discord date, codependency, eye contact.
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male socialization? yeah I remember being alone and bullied for being feminine and liked to hang out with girls, and I especially remember never feeling comfortable when "boys were being boys" and yeag
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u can fart around me, im chill with it
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bottoms who love cheese are gods bravest soldiers
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"i'm a trans fem everything i do is a political act of resistance" i say before copying a post and changing some of the text to a different joke
"im a transfemme everything i do is a political act of resistance" i say before donating to a wealthy streamer so they read my deez nuts joke out loud
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beds are kind of slept on
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my "i helped build the f-35" project completion patagonia quarter zip fleece is raising a lot of questions already answered by my "i helped build the f-35" project completion patagonia quarter zip fleece
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"i'm a trans fem everything i do is a political act of resistance" i say before ordering a coordinated drone strike on the members of my bluesky moderation list
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I still think it'd be funny as hell for Daniel Radcliffe and Elijah Wood to star in a movie where they play each other, making a movie together where they play themselves. The movie in a movie would be seen in glimpses and it'd make no fucking sense.
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cis women: oh trust me you'd HATE having boobs they're SUCH a pain u have no idea!!! me every day: i love having tits this rules
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if anyone yells at you at work tomorrow just say “somebody’s gotta case of the mondays!”
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x sits. x stands. x screams. x falls face first into the fetid moss. x wakes. x has too many legs. x weeps. x walks. x screams. x sings. x sees you. x sees you x sees you x sees you solve for x (poppins & stas stay silent)
let us give you terrible advice ngl.link/elffiie
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demisexual people are fine it’s just that we have too many legs we have too many legs we have too many legs we have too many legs