Jonty

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Mortality multiplier: this episode first aired in 1989, five years before text messaging was first launched for consumers 💀

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We reached peak car color diversity in 1996. It’s been downhill ever since. Much like my cholesterol.

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Dickens: It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. AI writing assistant: This should be changed to "It was an average time."

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what a time to be alive

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Horney's (on Main St.) Clinton, IN

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Mean Girls is consistently good, whereas Median Girls has real high and low points.

The Instagram algorithm has identified that I will willingly watch video of Excel productivity hacks, which makes me feel bad for a wide variety of reasons.

A new, left-field entry in the already extensive list of things that you can see having terrible consequences a few years from now.

Not so dead as a dodo: ‘De-extinction’ plan to reintroduce bird to Mauritius | CNNedition.cnn.com An audacious collaboration between geneticists and conservationists plans to bring back the extinct dodo and reintroduce it to its once-native habitat in Mauritius.

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every major website now is like "get on the waitlist for our new AI assistant" and I'm like I would literally rather use that little animated gorilla you could download that would give your computer viruses

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veterinary stickers. tag yourself

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they really predicted the future in this episode

Sure, why not

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For sale: baby, bad vibes

Saying "fight me IRL" and then coming up with increasingly pathetic excuses not to is another classic of forum drama, isn't it.

Visiting Spain for the first time and the TV in the hotel restaurant is just showing endless slow-mo footage of the Pamploma bull running, which feels like a bit.

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hitman: who am I killing? dog: ever hear of a guy named pavlov? hitman: rings a bell dog: *narrows eyes* that's right

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