A mid bitch with terrible vibes: Always wonderful when your cafeteria lady WHO JUST HAD EYE SURGERY asks if you're pregnant, when you are in fact trying (and failing) to conceive. Am now going to double down on the belly fat and order a tub of pralines and cream (also adding to my geriatric vibe).

Always wonderful when your cafeteria lady WHO JUST HAD EYE SURGERY asks if you're pregnant, when you are in fact trying (and failing) to conceive. Am now going to double down on the belly fat and order a tub of pralines and cream (also adding to my geriatric vibe).

counterpoint: rum raisin

That's too old. I rum raisin is for 90 year olds, pralines and cream gives off a spry 65 year old vibe.

Literally my first thought

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