Sports teams always losing, arts and cultural festivals shutting down due to lack of funding, public transit a constant mess and our biggest celebrity spokesperson is being pilloried in a viral diss track for being a deadbeat and a pedophile...Toronto is in shambles I tell ya.
Always wonderful when your cafeteria lady WHO JUST HAD EYE SURGERY asks if you're pregnant, when you are in fact trying (and failing) to conceive. Am now going to double down on the belly fat and order a tub of pralines and cream (also adding to my geriatric vibe).
Working with someone who shares a former employer but was there at a different time is incredible. You two get to piece together lore like little detectives. Yesterday they were like "were you on the retreat with the attempted rapist?" and I got to be like "oh yeah! I was!"
Trying to find my Real Housewives tagline, thinking "I may have to wear contacts, but I can always spot a fake" or "I may be a hot mess but at least I'm hot"
Grateful to have a husband who was raised by a single mom, if only for the fact that I finally have a partner who can harmonize to Indigo Girls with me.
Writers will often say "read read read" but you don't have to read if you're experiencing things first hand. I learned this writing tip from Jessica Fletcher, who definitely helped kill all those people and very rarely read.
❌ It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of light, it was the season of darkness
✅ shit was mid
Of course I'll come to your cottage! Oh we have to drive 3 hours? And we'll be stuck in traffic for another 2? And I need to bring clothes for every weather situation? And we need to buy groceries and make a meal for 10 people with different food preferences? And the lake is filled with sharp rocks?
