jerm

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X-ennial, geek, dad

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Left wave right wave What’s a center wave? A spiral?🌀

i remember when i remember i remember when i lost my mind there was something so special about that day (It was August 8, 2016. The day that I segmented my Twitter following.)

Them: let’s celebrate Independence Day with an afternoon picnic Me: it’s ninety four fucking degrees outside that’s oppressive

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Happy Return of the Living Dead day to all who celebrate

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"During the Elizabethan era, for example, people were rarely asked to prove they were not a robot."

Report: Requests To Prove One Is Not A Robot Up 400,000% Over Past 500 Yearswww.theonion.com NEW YORK—In a report released Tuesday that has been hailed as equal parts fascinating and perplexing, researchers at Columbia University found that requests to prove one is not a robot have gone up 4...

Side quest army

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I'm gonna eat you until my whole face is sticky. -me to these syrup covered pancakes

Righteous

Jesus died on the cross so you could show your tits to strangers on the World Wide Web

Feminists do it with cunning linguistics

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When scientists flipped the fossils of an odd Cambrian sea noodle, they discovered that for more than 100 years, paleontologists had been studying it upside-down. A sausage-shaped organ along its back was actually its gut, and a "blood vessel" skirting its belly was a dorsal nerve cord 🧪

Flipping a famous fossil around reveals our earliest vertebrate ancestor, scientists say | CNNwww.cnn.com Researchers have long puzzled over the peculiar innards of an ancient sea creature. A new study says scientists were looking at the Pikaia fossil the wrong way.

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imagine if people read the whole post before saying something stupid. the global economy would collapse.

Alas, I am but a slim shady immatatey

“Unless you’ve been living under a rock, you know about _____” Oh, the insane projections of tiktokers

This middle class consumer kind of lifestyle fucking sucks and I hate it

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No I don't own a bathrobe I'm not a millionaire

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Sum 41 > Green Day

Kids: can we watch a movie please Me: no, turn on pbs kids live Mami:

somebody wake me up early if there are any exciting post-father's day clearance sales going on

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Happy Father’s Day! #StarWars

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This is where I post from

Hit on a novel way to do our family budget. DPS! Yes that’s right, damage per second. Measured in cents. Because mere existence has a dollar value on it for families.

Tropical depression is a mood as well as a weather event

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As always when people slag off the South:

WWJD Woke mob Wants Justice Dawg

It’s like Family Feud meets Double Dare

Welcome to Hooverbagel’s House, home of the hit game show “Is this normal clutter or an overwhelming mess?”

I want to go back in time 20 years and tell myself that this is enough Why didn’t I know that I was enough until like right now

My aspirations are to write personal essays online and make webcomics for other webgeeks That’s pretty much it

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Good morning! #birds

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pretty fucked up they call it a “skinny” latte when liquids are known for taking on the shape of their container

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