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In a way, every dick is now a dildo

Seven different kinds of microplastics were found in four out of five samples of penis tissue taken from five different men as part of a study published on Wednesday.

Microplastics discovered in human penises for the first time | CNNcnn.it Scientists have found microplastics in human penises for the first time, as concerns over their proliferation and its potential health effects continue to mount.

Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Dicks are now dildos.

Who the hell is giving up penis tissue to be tested?

It was from people who have ED and were getting penile implant surgery. Probably tissue they didn’t really need or was negligible considering the surgery

Today I learned you can surgically implant something in your dick to give you a robo boner. Poor bastards. They just wanna get laid.

Ahhhhhhhh. Ty for the explanation!

We're all Ken.

But not dishwasher safe.

huge if true!

lmao

Good ending.

They say "Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough". Now even a penis is one. 😂

someone 'Master and Commander' this, I'm too lazy

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