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What actor would make the worst Bond-style spy? I feel like a lot of people would name a comedian because they’d be playing against type, but there have comic actors who came from a background in serious roles. Hmm.
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Leaning toward Kevin James as top contender, but maybe there are options that would be even worse somehow.
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that’s who i was trying to think of. or the coroner in the show Psych.
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Huh. Kurt Fuller's more of a character actor, so I didn't even consider him. Kind of why I was ruling out comic actors, too; sort of specialized that way.
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You haven't seen how terrifying he is in BECKY (2020)
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Huh. No, I have not. Also he kind of goes against “no comedians turned actors” that I was thinking should be a filter.
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I feel like this needs some constraints to get the right result of "worst". Like, no character actors, no comedians turned actors, the kind of actor that would actually slip by executives despite it being a terrible choice, that sort of thing.
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Probably a good filter would be "who plays police characters in a very unappealing way", which might be what prompted this thought earlier.
Tinker Tailor Joe Don Baker
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William Shatner. He would eat the scenery, channeling his summer theater role as understudy for Christopher Plummer as King Lear.
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This is why Plummer played the Klingon in Star Trek VI.
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I don't know. That's certainly a compelling reason, but Kirk was cheesy machismo, and then there's also TJ Hooker. I think that there's a very real chance he could make it work, however .. distinctive .. the result .. might be in the end.
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Roger Moore is *right there*
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.. that’s not a bad point, but I’ll give him a pass for being in the one with my favorite baddies.
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Yep. At the Stratford Shakespeare Festival in Stratford, Ontario in the 1950s after Shatner graduated from McGill University, where I got the student center renamed after him.
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on one level you have to appreciate that Shatner was able to make a career of being barely acceptable as an actor
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My first impulse was Nicholas Cage, but that feels like cheating. So I'm going with Jared Leto.
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Danny Devito. Gary Busey. Gaten Matarazzo.
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rowan atkinson,
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Hmm. Possibly. He mostly plays to type but I think he has some range. Probably not the absolute worst.
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See, that answers a different question: "Which actor would make the worst Austin Powers?"
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Tim Allen feels pretty bad just to suggest.
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Oh, I totally think he could pull it off. He might not fit the perception, but I think he could definitely own the role in his own way.
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James Woods - would spend the entire movie acting suave and sophisticated but actually being a lecherous creep and terrible human
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Lance Henriksen Tony Shalhoub John Wayne DeForest Kelley