The Chillennial

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Midwest dude. Probably not a fan of your horseshoe-ass takes. Tries his best.

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Somehow managed to severely sunburn only the right side of my body while sitting under a beach canopy. It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the fireworks again

No country for old shreks

The Assassination Of Jesse James By The Coward Shrek

Today's Midwest small town parade route and beach political report: 4 trump shirts, 2 Kennedy shirts, one Kennedy 24 booth, 2 shirts for "Hawk Tuah 24", one "bigfoot for president" shirt. No flags but American ones, so all is not lost yet.

I have been saying.

This but unironically.

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Meet Jasmine

Either "a tasty frozen treat" or "the cutest darn face you ever did see", dealer's choice

Please free us

fellow canadians: two more hours until the yanks are sufficiently soused and the strike begins

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Calling me a pedophile enabler because I don't think we should hide Trump's sexual assault allegations is real Online Poisoning Shit. But why would I expect reason from a guy calling people "normoids". It's the 4th of July, shitheads. Shoot your hands off with some fireworks.

I have always been mildly obsessed with Kowloon City.

Artist Hitomi Terasawa drew a meticulous cross-sectioned rendering of Hong Kong's infamous Kowloon Walled City before it was razed in 1994. Now we have rare scans revealing the inner workings of the labyrinth-like metropolis. www.thisiscolossal.com/2024/07/kowl...

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Anti-racist sticker spotted in Montpellier, France

bird flu will save us

*CDC: 4TH HUMAN CASE OF H5 BIRD FLU TIED TO DAIRY COW OUTBREAK *CDC: FOURTH HUMAN CASE OF H5 BIRD FLU IDENTIFIED IN COLORADO

I'd play the Bubsy Fighting Nazis reboot

Wonder what the DraftKings odds are for prosecution

SCOOP: Federal prosecutors in Brooklyn expect to file felony charges against disgraced NBA player Jontay Porter, according to new court filings. www.nydailynews.com/2024/07/03/e...

Ex-NBA player Jontay Porter of Raptors to face felony charges in sports betting gambling scandal: court filingswww.nydailynews.com Jontay Porter, 24, appeared on a Brooklyn Federal Court docket Wednesday, marking the first time he has been publicly named in court documents in connection with the alleged game-rigging conspiracy…

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Apparently the government of the Yucatán recently erected a Poseidon statue on one of their major beaches. It’s a very heavily Mayan area, where people still pray to Chaac, the god of rainfall. They’re now being slammed with 3 hurricanes and significant flooding, leading to memes like this

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’tis true that we are in great danger, The greater therefore should our courage be.

Kinda hoping cell phone service is zero up north this weekend. I don't want to doomscroll anymore. I want to work on my drum machine and plow through my book backlog.

last one for a while, too

Today is the only day you can repost this

the weird thing about being a "political pundit" is that any one of us that spends time on this site can do their job, and for once, that isn't hyperbole. All of us have inside a stack of insane, banal opinions to wet our pants over for 1000 words a week.

wow, rad!

The entire genre of dancehall (more or less) came about when a reggae producer repurposed a "rock" beat he accidentally discovered on a casio kid's toy keyboard. People recently discovered the long-anonymous Japanese woman who programmed the beat was in fact a huge reggae fan and scholar.

Okuda Hiroko: The Casio Employee Behind the “Sleng Teng” Riddim that Revolutionized Reggaewww.nippon.com The “Sleng Teng” riddim revolutionized reggae music in the mid-1980s, and has spawned hundreds of versions in the decades since then. Less well known is the story of how the distinctive bassline origi...

In lieu of freaking out about the country, I'm focusing on music endeavors. Specifically, what must-have samples I should be loading into my Elektron Digitakt to practice with while on vacation this week. I'm already downloading some audiobook classic poems and the Amen break. What else?

Not gonna lie guys, I'm starting to freak out a bit.

Probably bad! Very bad!

these people do not intend to ever lose power again

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Wife: why is there a cow in our garage Me: that's our new lawn mooer Wife: Me: Wife: Me: he's going to cud the grass

I'm tired. Can the executive branch just please collapse already

one of the most demoralizing realizations of growing up is that my personal, core opinion that immigrants should be enthusiastically welcomed into the country already full of em has not only NEVER been popular, but is becoming even MORE unpopular as time goes on. We just REALLY hate immigrants :(

not just twitter! a loudly anti-trump democrat who works at a market my mom and i go to casually mentioned that the u.s. vaccine numbers are so low "because of all the illegals coming in here," so it seems like they are still in the "kids in cages" war but on the side of the cages now

not this tuesday, but fair point

Doddering senile tiny babyman, so fragile a gust of wind would scramble his faculties (81) Pinnacle of physical fitness, media reports of deadlifting cars and fucking piles of cheerleaders very commonplace, peak masculine performance, invented golf, a paragon of ubermensch ideals (78)

Anybody else work in a silly job at a silly company doing silly things that all seem completely pointless now, or is it just me? Sure man rule of law is over but i guess i can investigate that glitchy ad server for you so ROAS isn't affected

if you've ever gotten yourself embroiled in a "leftier-than-thou" off with someone, reflect on why that's a good reason leftists never hold power for more than a couple of minutes. They're too busy purging their brothers in arms to hold the line against the enemy charging with bayonets.

Think about this a lot, this vibe is in so many leftist spaces, once you make what someone deems a mistake you're tainted forever.

honestly i'd be surprised if there isn't some sort of simulated sports league being broadcast 24/7 on youtube somewhere

all professional sports should just be CGI it would be safer and you could put cool stuff like dinosaurs and sharks in there