Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir): it's fucked up that in the united states there are so many jobs that require tips to make a living wage. like baristas and supreme court justices

it's fucked up that in the united states there are so many jobs that require tips to make a living wage. like baristas and supreme court justices

this is a joke but the supreme court is an illegitimate institution and we should pay baristas better

Pack the Supreme Court WITH BARISTAS

I def trust baristas more than I do any of the Supreme Court.

Writing opinions and dissents in the form of catty name misspellings on 12 ounce cups

I nominate @kirsty.bsky.social

as with everything in samuel beckett's bitch of an earth, the people who should do the job are too smart to ever agree to it. but if you give me a gun i'll consider it

i looked at your profile and was like "this person checks out as better than any supreme court justice" lol

it's because i've made 759,000 iced vanilla oat lattes

If I have to be ruled by nine unelected people, I would definitely prefer any nine random baristas

Baristas make better foam art than Republican Supreme Court justices make decisions. Also, bad foam art doesn't result in people *dying*. What's the body count so far from Roe being overturned? What will be the body count of overturning Chevron?

they're just like us, out on that grind (your honor)

Yes I'm confused though. Do you buy a justice for life? Is a motorhome the payment or just the ante like in a card game? They should post rules or laws or something like how play the influence game. I'm not wealthy but if I knew the rules maybe I could crowd source some influence.

You're interrupting my tips for the supreme court. Go away.

if only we paid supreme court justices a living wage they wouldn't need to take $1 Million/year in bribes... I mean tips.

😂😭💀

Tipping is disgusting, whoever thought of it is flawed. It practically says to the customer that you have to pay your server their wages or let them possibly go into Poverty. How does that make any sense? And how corrupt is our oligarch system to allow such nonsense to become mainstream?

Politicians will fight back once they realize the cash grab aspect

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