Peter: part of the NYT’s contract with Satan is that after every Supreme Court term, no matter how awful, there must be a piece sucking off a conservative justice for no discernible reason

part of the NYT’s contract with Satan is that after every Supreme Court term, no matter how awful, there must be a piece sucking off a conservative justice for no discernible reason

Aww poor baby with a terrifying amount of control over my life

I don't think she's actually very interesting.

If she's so lonely she should quit

Could have been about Sotomayor’s dissent but nahhhh

RIGHT wtf

Dawwww is the poor widdle christofascist DEPWESSSED????

I wish they would talk about her hair a little more. It can look nice. Her jurisprudence might be wrong and sloppy and sometimes autocrat-curious, but a solid feathered look goes a long way.

Are you thinking what I’m thinking?.. MAKEOVER!!!

And of course it’s written by a little Federalist freak from Yale

There has been a steady stream of articles "humanizing" ACB. It's a transparent PR campaign. I wonder which company she hired.

Headline is only correct in the "May you live in interesting times" sense.

fellate decisis

Their definition of interesting is ver different from mine

This woman is frightening, not interesting.

Oh, there's a reason. Southern White Womanhood updated for the 21st Century. Starbursts for all the good Christian Women just trying to do right by their men.

If her life as a justice is so bad, she can resign. At any time.

My only regret re the NYT is that I had but one subscription to cancel. I do not know (except I'm sure they'll show me) how they could be any more awful.

[after I intentionally use a forklift to knock down a warehouse full of merchandise shelves at Home Depot] "The Most Interesting Home Depot Warehouse Associate is Also Its Most Whimsical and Paradoxical"

The reason is that Vladeck is a SCOTUS bar member and has a monetary interest in making Barrett like him.

this is an offsucker at the top of their game tbh

WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE FEEL BAD FOR THIS FASCIST?

It's lonely being a vile, evil person

Lonely? Independent!

oh so lonely being in the 6 person majority for all the shittiest decisions of the past three years

💀

Ohohohoh but don’t forget the WPost’s same contract!

that seems irrelevant