southpaw: Get in, loser. We’re going to get even shinier suits.

Get in, loser. We’re going to get even shinier suits.

Authoritarians in Cars Killing Dissidents

that's just every red state that responded to 2020 protests by making it legal to run over protesters

Need the menswear guy to talk about these fits

I feel like he must gave a lot to say about the collapse of that shoulder pad

That's not a collapse, that's a controlled demolition

* deep voice * “menswear”

Do you mean @jbouie.bsky.social ?

they're laughing because trump doesn't even know how to drive

Still less despotic than Carpool Karaoke

based on the judges pictured here i'm thinking it's carpool masked singer

Worst episode of comedians in cars getting coffee in a while

Get in loser would suffice.

Trump looking at his love letters from Kim, a single tear on his cheek.

Just so many photos of Putin in the subservient position with the two of them this trip...

🎶 Shine on, you crazy Kim Jong 🎶

tired: being a client state of China WAY MORE TIRED: being a client state of North Korea

Kim Jong un bouta speak russian

How tiny is this vehicle. They look crammed inside.

The height is especially wierd because neither Kim or Putin are tall and their heads are hitting the ceiling especially Kims. Interior also doesn't look very modern . Like early 2000's Merc or something.

But not a big Merc because an early 2000's S-Class is huge.

it's an aurus

Looks like a Bentley knock-off tbh.

The official height of that car is either wrong or both Putin and Kim put the seats at much higher and closer to the dashboard than it makes any sense so they don't look tiny in the car.

Requiring Putin to dust off his taxi cab skills is a pretty impressive feat for Kim.

KJ needs a double-breasted version of that thing

“What does this button do, Vladimir?” “Don‘t touch *that* one!”

WHY DO THEY LOOK SO HAPPY OMGGGG, LIKE I GENUINELY WANT TO SUPPORT THEIR FIRENDSHIP AND YES SMILE LIKE THAT AND LAUGH MROE EXCEPT I KNOW WHAT THEYVE DONE 😭😭😭😭😭

Just one land mine or Hellfire missile would solve a lot of the worlds problems here.

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Funny guy.

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"Kill more people in the global south" is their solution for everything. Putin can fuck off but I for one don't oppose the survival of people in the DPRK, including the head of state.

Bet they were jamming to "Back That Azz Up" by Juvenile in honor of Back That Azz Up day on the 11th.

They went to see Kendrick at the Kia Forum.

When I see pix of these two together, it makes my heart joyful that even the two worst humans on the planet have found their soulmates.

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🤣🤣🤣

In my haste I read that as "even shittier suits" and it still made perfect sense.

A cybertruck would make this perfect.

they love a seersucker

Betting there’s someone in a CIA bunker pulling their hair out over that opportunity.

Donnie must be so jealous that he’s not there with them

NK is the only place where Pootie can go and feel safe.

Is that a Cybertruck?

[record scratch] "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got roped into a road trip with the world's biggest dictator and megalomaniac. Weirdly, it all started with mutual contempt of an orange grifter..."

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