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He/him. Brooklyn. Enviro/urban/municipal stuff but in a shit poster way.

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WWE's attempt at a press scrum was so off-putting. John Cena could not play at being genuine if his life depended on it. Peace Maker is fascinating after seeing his "true personality" somehow being less beleivable.🤼‍♂️

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i stole this from Reddit full disclosure

Good games are when your cursor turns into a little gauntlet and bad games are when it doesn't.

This photo is so beautiful I want to cry.

Gotta earn those beers am I right?

Idk whybthe always advertise hot qheels with race cars. The best part about those hot wheels tracks when you were a kid was breaking the track to make a ramp and then sending the biggest cars down it, like school busses and ice cream trucks, because the mass would make them fly further.

Eating only vintage food is a good way to keep the microplastics out.

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I, Hercule Poirot, will fuck this mystery to death. Yes, it is so. But first, the sirop de cassis.

Wrapped up a rewatch of Bridge on the River Kwai this AM. Been at least a decade since I first saw it. It's so good!

Did you hear that, Eric Adams?

if your employer didn't give you today off, i hate them

The Inside Out characters in my head:

Remember all the mid century media that focused on the experience of the wave of immigrants coming into like... the lower east side? And how that's a defining American genre? We have been living through another similar wave that our media and culture has failed to capture over the last 20 years.

Breaking AI for good by asking it to develop a 3d model of poseidon wielding an impossible trident.

Idk why this framing made me chuckle.

"By relentlessly attacking Ukraine’s power sector for the past two years with missiles and drones, Russian President Vladimir Putin has inadvertently accelerated the country’s shift to greener energy options," writes David Stern: www.washingtonpost.com/world/2024/0...

Russia destroyed Ukraine’s energy sector, so it’s being rebuilt greenwww.washingtonpost.com Even as Ukrainians face one of the darkest winters in their history, authorities see an upside: Ukraine can build a cleaner, eco-friendly energy sector.

Uhg. Daddy Longlegs spiders look even WORSE up close. Hate those guys irrationally. And I'm not a bugphobe. I grab spiders, grasshoppers and beetles all the time to show the kids.

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aw man now i gotta sew em together 🧶🧵🧵🪡

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Prime Minister given second billing to "Britain's Most Tatooed Mum"

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🌱 Fairy lanterns are a type of mysterious, parasitic herb that look like something from another planet. Their pint-size flowers can have psychedelic shapes and bright colors, and they have evolved to lure in fungus gnats and other insects as pollinators. 🌏 🔗: @sciencenews.bsky.social

This tentacled, parasitic 'fairy lantern' plant is new to sciencewww.sciencenews.org The bizarre new plant from Malaysia parasitizes subterranean fungi and only briefly erupts from the soil to flower.

Why have I not seen the Minnesotan "Alien from Nope" (spoilers sorry) sculpture before?

An Open Letter on the Future of Lyndale Avenue: https://streets.mn/2024/07/05/an-open-letter-on-the-future-of-lyndale-avenue/

remake a movie with shrek and make it better The Royal Shrekenbaums

remake a movie with shrek and make it better Reservoir Shreks

How do we get a case of this on the desk at Dynamite and Taz getting a fat sponsorship check? 🤼‍♂️

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I fucked up my knee when i tripped over crossing the road and now I can't go scuba diving tomorrow morning Car culture is homophobic

Lol. Remember when NFT people thought that purchasing a copy of something meant that you owned all the rights to it? I gotta believe those quality minds are running all the AI hype.

A guy came to my division from NYPD and he is shocked and I think extremely disappointed that we never get OT. I think he was expecting his salary to be like 30% more than what was posted because of OT. He had a desk job at NYPD. In case you are still thinking about the city's budget situation.

I came back to Coney Island a SECOND time today. And am a bad photographer.

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happy fourth 🤼

When I saw the "MJF Kicks off Collision" teaser I LOLed🤼

He's a wizard!🤼‍♂️

I want Hangman to be working for the EVPs against his will, like as a contractual thing he has to do. 🤼‍♂️

I want to know how Bad Apple feels about having to miss that PPV match with a fake injury and Jericho giving his spot away to Cobb. That's a story I want. 🤼‍♂️

Cage of agony 3-1 in last 4 matches? Jesus it's hard work being a TV jobber for AEW. You have to work way more dates to get those wins back on Rampage and ROH etc. 🤼‍♂️