maggie schreiter (covered in cat hair)

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maggie schreiter (covered in cat hair)

@squishythings.bsky.social

quilt and mixed media fiber artist, animal nerd, crosswords, trivia. she/her in mythic central nj

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saved from eating an inadvisable number of cherries via some of the cherries being Bad
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my kid had opinions about tv tonight and i was afraid for my sanity (the look on her face was saying “cars 2”) but she picked ratatouille
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the car was so hot i had to use a pouch in my purse to protect my hand from the shifter
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got one of those vanilla gift cards for frivolous use. pens or fabric??? (i want one of this year’s limited edition lamys, but there’s also halloween fabric at work i haven’t touched yet. and some good cat prints are coming)
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somebody allowed my work computer to update windows. whyyyyyyy.
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we have our floor model of the new top of the line sewing machine and it’s the size of a dirtbike
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we live in a large township that (physically) contains two separately-governed towns, all three feeding the same school district. i’ve just learned the towns are suing the township over something and oh no it is TOO LATE to look into this i have to go to work tomorrow
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To combat the sheer amount of Ohio Energy that JD Vance brings to the race, the Dems MUST dump Biden and replace him with Robert Pollard
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every band i knew in the 00s got shirts and stickers from contagious. my kid’s still sleeping in some of the shirts!
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linus got up here on his own but was confused about the presence of human legs, so he’s enjoying the couch corner channel
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my gravy was a little lumpy but all of this was good!
we’re having baked tofu, roasted brussels sprouts, and mashed potatoes for dinner. i’ll probably make a gravy might also eat a bowl of cheetos idk
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rip to the tiny plastic teletubbies cup i bought in 1999. it has finally cracked and leaked and gone in the trash
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Oh by the way, this a great time to read writers with roots in Appalachia who aren't J. D. Vance. I grew in North Carolina, my novel concerns New Orleans, Alabama, & Atlanta, but it's a way better read for y'all than HILLBILLY ELLEGY. Get it from my neighborhood bookstore here. Y'all welcome.
None But the Righteous a book by Chantal Jamesbookshop.org Lyrical, riveting, and haunting from its opening lines, None But the Righteous is an extraordinary debut that signals the arrival of an unforgettable new voice in contemporary fiction "[A] profound de...
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we’re having baked tofu, roasted brussels sprouts, and mashed potatoes for dinner. i’ll probably make a gravy might also eat a bowl of cheetos idk
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anyway,
honestly we do not need every journo’s take on how a guy who sucks picked a guy who sucks as his running mate. No kidding! Wow how does this shape the race going forward! Zero! It’s not interesting and neither are the takes! pictures of sponges are more interesting!
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somebody in my book club fell for the hillbilly elegy hype and had us read it. immediate seething rage within a few pages. everybody hated it and him and the suggester apologized profusely
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ty steve mossberg for this cryptic puzzle that saved me from experiencing the outage
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And they say there are no manufacturing jobs left in America smh
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have been neglecting my core muscles for uh probably two years so i've been doing a tiny bit of exercising and OH BOY DO YOU REMEMBER YOU HAVE SIX YEAR OLD ABDOMINAL SURGERY SCARS????
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MEYER'S WARIO
i’m sure i wasn’t the only person to realize this about anne rice, stephanie meyer, and el james when fifty shades of grey came out but good luck finding a funnier or more on point description of it lmao
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now imagine a speech where he says that aliens are real. now imagine him doing a flip
I have never read anything more credulous than Axios’s thing about Trump this morning. Like…
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my fifth grade dare officer shot himself in the ass. he actually admitted it to us
lol, lmao, rofl. dude totally shot himself in the dick
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linus is in couch mode and gets really confused if someone is sitting in his way (currently me). i had to pick him up and put him here so he would calm down
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instead of piecing with the iron on today, i fused lots of fabrics for ANOTHER COLLAGE that i won’t get to forever. i’ve spent midsomer time cutting out so many tiny pieces and my arm hurts
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instead of piecing with the iron on today, i fused lots of fabrics for ANOTHER COLLAGE that i won’t get to forever. i’ve spent midsomer time cutting out so many tiny pieces and my arm hurts