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🥾🛶OctopusMask🏕️🔦

@octopusmask.bsky.social

He/him. Brooklyn. Enviro/urban/municipal stuff but in a shit poster way.
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An actual card from the Magic The Gathering set that the snipers were joking about while a real shooter was on the roof, winging Donald's ear.
Incredible stuff.
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apparently thats a name for one of these?
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One of my favorite character arcs in American Politics is Matt Drudge being a darling of the GOP, then braking with Trump, despite sharing all his apparent views, and now trashing trump constantly. All the while harboring a constant unhealthy obsession with sex robots.
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LMAO at what is floating. No I want a vertical float.
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Transatlanticism is about the gang flying to Europe using the red line on a map trope.
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Time for Taz to get a shot at promoting his drink.
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All other context aside, publications on the right are still breathlessly posting every Biden gaffe, right next to their own polling showing Biden has regained position and we are looking at a split. So by that logic, Trump is close or on track to losing to a guy who is mentally incapacitated.
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I'm sorry urbanists, but this Kathy Hochul killed Congestion Pricing shirt just reads to me like she knocked you up.
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He will be like the headless body of spiro agnew from Futurama.
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I'll never forget Vincent Price as the mirror mirror on the wall from Faerie Tale Theatre's Snow White:
in all the (appropriate) memorializing of Shelley Duvall as a performer in the work of male auteur directors, spare a thought for her own auteur work: Faerie Tale Theatre was one of the few actually good media products aimed at children in the 1980s, but because it didn't sell toys it's forgotten
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Why does this fish photo look like a pregnancy reveal card?
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I am now experiencing, Kathy Hochul's NYC Subway System for the next hour:
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Did they ever review the Matt Helm series with Dean Martin? The greatest drunk driver portrayal ever captured on film!
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So you are telling me this James Bond knockoff has: *Richard Kiel (Jaws) *Peter Graves (Mission Impossible) AND *It's a Christmas movie?!*
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Can't imagine politicizing bacon consumption.
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In Warcraft II, when you upgrade your ranged attacks to the highest level, it makes your archer's attack command tile an obsurdly complex arrow head. Just an idea.
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I'm getting a full on hug snuggle from Piggy. Send snacks and cold drinks because I can't get up.
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I don't recall making a "single family promise"
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Eating only vintage food is a good way to keep the microplastics out.
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Wrapped up a rewatch of Bridge on the River Kwai this AM. Been at least a decade since I first saw it. It's so good!