Lots of things are crap out there but I'm really glad I was alive while Jackie Chan was making movies.
(Don't worry I don't think he's dead, I'm just watching Police Story III. Also, this skeet applies to Michelle Yeoh, but even moreso.)
Listen, okay, I'm not saying picking up Slay The Spire on ios was a mistake, but having random entire hour long blocks disappear from my day may be a sign of something. Not sure what. Lemme get back to you on that.
"Oh shit it's about to POP OFF" I say as I decide which of my morals I'm willing to compromise (all of them) and which boots I'm willing to lick (all of them) in the coming near future
The Corporations would like the government to be smaller, less functional, run by cruel idiots who are insulated against consequences, worse for you and the labor involved in it, more expensive for you, and to make them guaranteed wealth, just like any other product or service out there.
❌ "But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East, and Juliet is the sun! Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon, Who is already sick and pale with grief That thou her maid art far more fair than she."
✅ "u up?"
❌ “I'm six feet tall, which was fairly impressive in the 1780s when I was a young mortal man. I have thick blond hair, not quite shoulder length, and rather curly, which appears white under fluorescent light.“
✅ “Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way”
Let's cleanse the Friday timeline with some nonsense:
Setting up a Kickstarter to launch a video game service to show William Peter Blatty's Legion cut of Exorcist III in the background of any game you are playing
Please keep it in our heads that whatever awful things come in the wake of the Grant's Pass ruling, and the gridlock and decay from Chevron being knocked down, those results are intended. It's what our oligarch class wants.
I know the news looks dire, but I believe all the democrats need is one good op ed. Think of it like this: bottom of the ninth, two runners on base, two outs, two strikes, no balls, and we're down by 20,
I have a whole Casino scammer busting scene plotted out in my head but based in a Kroger self checkout with a "Been Caught Stealing" needle drop as the hand hammering starts.
30 minutes of Elden Ring DLC review: everything is hauntingly beautiful and bleak, no idea what's going on or where to go, almost got killed by the first thing that moved, died a bunch to a ghost with an ominous name, freaking out at every new sound or movement, having a total blast
I know the news looks dire, but I believe all the democrats need is one good op ed. Think of it like this: bottom of the ninth, two runners on base, two outs, two strikes, no balls, and we're down by 20,
It's not the fall that kills you. Of course not, it's a bottomless pit! You'll either dehydrate or collide with a wall or just die from fright! Nothing to worry about, you got this! Lean in! Live in the gravity-accelerated moment!
Figured I should get used to Elden Ring again, so I'm dropping my coop sign down outside Mohg's boss fight to help others be able to access the DLC. Praise the blood loss!
The virtual meeting ice breaker innovation race enters its 57th month. Phil, lead comptroller, wearily asks his team which dessert they would want to be reincarnated into. All six of his subordinates wish for death as they all answer "dirt pudding."
