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Your mum’s favourite morlock. Seattle’s greatest failson. Goth cowboy hot mess. Yeehaw.
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 14 hr
The brain bookends I ordered were bigger than I expected but I’m pretty sure I’m into it
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 16 hr
Reply toAvatar I had a pony!
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · a day
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 2 days
Giant-Sized Man-Thing
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 2 days
Done and done!
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 2 days
🎶 cut my life into pieces… 🎶
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 3 days
I also got this today which is almost too beautiful to hold without fear of ruining it
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 3 days
I know all the cool kids just leave their framed arts on the floor, but would you believe I hung some stuff?
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 3 days
I think mine is pretty cute tbh
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 3 days
Maybe I’ll just fly to Paris to watch volleyball. Leave all of *this* behind. Stunning, truly
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 4 days
New rekkid day!
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 7 days
When you have the swim platform to yourself.
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 8 days
BLUESKY BOOK CLUB: Show off your most recent book purchase! Mine: Tarot & Tequila. Terribly on brand.
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 9 days
@theclay.xyz we talked about it so had to smash some lumpia and sisig myself
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 11 days
Book as decor (aka rationalizing them spilling over another surface) thread. It grew overnight.
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Bartering with myself: don’t let your new bench just be another surface to put books 30 seconds later:
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 12 days
You can’t see it in there, but there’s cream cheese and jalapeño in there too. It was too damn hot to be cooking but I needed the distraction.
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 12 days
Bartering with myself: don’t let your new bench just be another surface to put books 30 seconds later:
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 12 days
It’s here!
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 13 days
My happy place.
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 13 days
When your favourite comic book reintroduces the tiger were-woman and challenges your “I’m not an actual furry” stance
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 14 days
Well we learned one thing about this shirt. Wearing it will cause gangs of frat boys want to/threaten to maybe fuck you. Which rest assured, no one wants.
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 14 days
the Inside Out characters in my head
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 14 days
BLUESKY BOOK CLUB: Quickly grab one of the weirdest books on your shelves right now. Go!
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 15 days
When Taco Bell gives you a bag like you just walked out of a department store
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 15 days
Do I need the gold crow lamp? For context, I DO need more lamps and less overhead lights
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 16 days
Me and the homies workshopping a skeet
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 16 days
So, my apartment is only 500 sq. ft, by design (I’m often gone). Which means my “office” area is next to my TV console and it feels too “tech” so I wanted a soft velvet office chair and some art and plants to soften that corner a bit. Also all my stuff is dark and gold lol
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 16 days
I built an office chair before 8am on a day off. Please clap.
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 18 days
I mean, that was also a big part of my appeal too. I mean, it would touch to get more nautical or preppy lol
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Uncle OMJ @oliviamutantjohn.bsky.social · 21 days
Yeah I’m just grabbing what was easy to pull out or has identifiable sleeves lol