Uncle OMJ

Uncle OMJ

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Your mum’s favourite morlock. Seattle’s greatest failson. Goth cowboy hot mess. Yeehaw.

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Thotgun wedding

Right back atcha! And I hope your day turns around! 🖤

I’m pinballing between “do I need an emergency therapy sesh” and “friend and food and Clue the Play will fix me.” Which is to say: same.

Gonna see Clue: the play today!

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The brain bookends I ordered were bigger than I expected but I’m pretty sure I’m into it

Your Xandypants are too tight I can see your 🐪 toe

Another tattoo will fix meeeeee

Flux 🤍🩶💜🖤

That’s exactly it! I’ve been planning this “shrine” for probably at least a decade, trying to find ways that are stylish and interesting, maybe even evocative to commemorate my favourite fictional character and to see it finally come together in a way I’m proud of is really exciting

The brain bookends I ordered were bigger than I expected but I’m pretty sure I’m into it

It’s has been so consistently hot that I was actually chilly down by Myrtle Edwards this evening

And double plays

Stevens-Johnson Syndrome Universe

Oh hell yeah. Did they have popcorn?

Stevens-Johnson Syndrome Universe

Vashon? More like Vanish. See ya later strawberries.

jd vance hotwife 🥥🌴

Could be anyone with only a pillow and a little bit of applied pressure. Don’t let your dreams be dreams

jd vance hotwife 🥥🌴

*smothers my face with a pillow and tries to have a conversation* “Owh ehh don fhink dis hwat u ment.”

it's charloh! from online (it/its)

Currently today, yes I can!

Can I be wheeled at a beer 5K?

You know how I love my milk

The phrase “milky cum slut” is doing things

Only one way to find out!

I’m honestly thinking of the steak tartare from last night that was whipped with bone marrow. But probably not that. Thai food again, likely

She needs to prove she can be good before she gets them back

Taking your sign tapping privileges away

Don’t you dare

You open the door Clay, you gotta get on in there!

But hey the building manager said she loved my aesthetic and asked for book recommendations. I told her The Prestige and House of Leaves.

a pleasing stream of the old rancid

Oh no! Alice! I’m so sorry!

Flux 🤍🩶💜🖤

A crew is here trying to get rid of all the water in the walls

Tearin’ holes in my walls and blowin’ my breakers. Not a single one of them euphemisms

When you order “Thai spicy” (greater than five stars) and it still needs more heat