OnTheBackOfBullets (Shark Week Edt.)

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OnTheBackOfBullets (Shark Week Edt.)

@onthebackofbullets.bsky.social

Recovering furry artist.
Perma-exiled from the Xitter, looking for my frens.
I cannot live. I refuse to die. I exist. I survive.
18+ account. Occasional NSFW and NSFL content.
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We should have a broadly accessible live feed of the exploration of the moon cave. We would certainly not regret streaming to the world what lies at the deepest depths of the moon cave.
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Hold coyote gentle like burrito.
#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/EeJoYiwX0AEMNrf.jpeg
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I prefer the more traditional "WHAT THE FUCK IS UP MOTHERFUCKER?! THIS IS WINDS OF PLAGUE ON THAT 2008 SHIT! ALLRRRIIIIGHH-"
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That smug, knowing gaze... What does he know that we dont?
#hourly #yote https://api.tinyfox.dev/hourly/yotes/AgADAQADBakxG_B_WETLip0Ra3VcUn8BykoXAAs6fAIAAQI.jpg
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"I am normal and can be trusted with the call of the abyss."
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Oh boy time for a new character on DS3! (Its another knight)
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BIIIGGG BRRAAAAIIINNNNNN™ 🧠
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Halo combat evolved on PC had me learning how to type faster than any of that Mavis Becon stuff at school ever did lol.
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I fucking cackled. Less than 24 hours and Runescape players are making memes out of an assassination attempt. I love it.
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Recent fursonifications and design refinement doodles ✍️ Ft. @purplebirdman.com, @kaidzsu.com and myself #furry
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I need to find OP because I need to tell them a single comment from a rando means more to me that 10 fuckin likes or whatever it is
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Realistic pet play where I slip out of the door the second you open it and return 3 days later covered in something else's blood
Realistic pet play where I knock things you hold dear off of the bookcase I know damn well I’m not supposed to be on, all the while glaring disdainfully at you but roll over on my back and look cute when you come to yell at me.
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Oh no you can have the puddle, I just want the crispy little calcium snacks :)
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Want to try out being a Gulo Gulo? The tank weasel is now on FURHUB!!! And if you like it, you can come back here and goto tankweasel.gulo.dev to purchase it for yourself! Use the code "PCD" to receive a 10% discount until July 15th, 00:00 PST #VRchat #furryart
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haha cool but where haha? I am normal and can be trusted with bones.
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IT'S SHARK WEEK MY DUDES! It's time for teeth, fins, scales and tails. I'm offerin shark week busts like these for $15! Let me turn your characters into surfboard-munchers >:D (Left is for @roadkillyeen.bsky.social )
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I'm also still open for $10 quickie/experimental headshots! That's if you're not feelin the shark week festivities, landlubber. bsky.app/profile/onth...
$10 quickie/experimental headshot for @armorclad.bsky.social :D I'm still open for these while I relearn how to tablet and practice with some more stylized stuff.
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Oh man I'll get the popcorn. We placing bets too?
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Same. But like it's one that I found on r/watchpeopledie in 2014 and I just hit the replay button a 6th time.
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‪Another $10 quickie headshot but for @roadkillyeen.bsky.social this time :) I'm still open for these if you want one! Help me buy some cancer sticks.
$10 quickie/experimental headshot for @armorclad.bsky.social :D I'm still open for these while I relearn how to tablet and practice with some more stylized stuff.
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EXACTLY. The kind of thing you see on the road that makes you crack a smile and say "...Alright, man. Alright."
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Reminds me of a greentext from a guy who supposedly befriended a crow and accidentally taught it to bring him loose bills. He'd feed it and it would bring gifts, one day it was a $10. Obviously he rewarded it, and after that it brought more. I'd call BS, but for a greentext it's entirely plausible.
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I read that in the flat, monotone "you need to leave," that Skyrim NPCs repeat in 10 second intervals when you trespass in their house
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