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certified pre-owned dodge stratus owner, cspan enthusiast
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Why would Al Gore do this to me when I specifically asked him not to
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"I'm a very real Democrat, who has cared about this issue for several minutes"
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When you have the itis after a steak and potato dinner
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Cleo's 12th birthday! Celebratory ribeye and french fries.
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Me, lookin at all ur cute pet photos
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Cleo has been cancer free for almost four years now - we're both sending our healthiest, positive vibes. Every journey is different, but Gus is fortunate to have your support.
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Two ways to deal with a heatwave:
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'You gotta hit 'em with that HAWK TUAH'
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"Donate to my campaign, I have done nothing for the Democratic party or the DFL, but I'm an insufferable and prolific tweeter looking to capitalize on other's incredible hard work in Minnesota"
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Ran across the most nonchalant squirrel in the world while walking the pups, both of whom were at DEFCON 1
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Please don't tell Luna that she looks like an AT AT
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@darthbluesky.bsky.social in case you missed it, Lego just released a red panda set!
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Imagine doing this to yourself to support Dean Phillips.
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Bath Time Sucks: A 4 Part Exploration with Cleo
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Wishing folks the coziest Cleo Thursday
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Me to my dogs after they poop super quick in the pouring rain:
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Oh man, you just reminded me of that chiropractor from Capitol Hill who was arrested soon after J6.
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I am calling for a total and complete shutdown of the state of Ohio until we can figure out what's going on.
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As someone who is both personally and professionally dedicated to fighting climate change, I can't overstate how disheartening these numbers are. Whether through executive fiat or legislative action, the Biden Administration has done more to reduce emissions than any President in history.
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Luna sleeps very normally, I'm not sure what you mean
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"Yes, I've made a name for myself as an utterly contemptible asshole, but now that Allred is threatening to give me a wedgie, I would like to extend an olive branch to my favorite Democrats. You can't ask them for comment though, they're currently on an extended vacation to my hometown of Calgary."