geoffrey

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festive seasonal homosexual, tinned fish enthusiast, citrus enjoyer, he/him
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little preemptive on the first side of the first batch and it’s never gonna be quite as good as exposed flame but i think we can call the range griddle kbbq experiment a success

Make America Ghibbrgubugbugrguburgle Again

if jd vance was a fish person his memoir would have been named gillbilly elegy

i have seen a mosquito post and i do not know if it was serious or not but it is time once again for me to evangelize about the beuer insect bite healer for mosquito season. they should be paying me for this tbh but i am just a true believer

weird short intense upper body where i opted to do only the four hardest things for some reason (plus bicep curls lol) and tuckered myself out in half an hour and you’re dang right i still earned the negroni

does anyone wanna know what it is ok i'll tell u. in origins this was the original old god (urthemiel) concept, before they went for a darkspawn dragon. it shows up in the game (maybe an early character model test, repurposed?) as an evanuris statue, identified as falon'din in the dalish origin

learned some fun very old dragon age (pseudo-?)lore :)

bouie's revenge

my pilates socks (fancy hospital socks that come in a mesh pouch, turns out) my best friend told me to buy ahead of the group class she wants to take me to have arrived so i guess i’m well and truly doing this

you might not see me anymore 💅

to be clear to whatever extent this reflects the content of the eventual speech it will be a con

this was supposed to say “woken up” and also: ???

worked up by absolute hammering downpour of rain. it has been in the 80s all week in los angeles

anyway. feelin good about them again (the legs)

this is not a novel or interesting one really but i urge you to get a long microplane. the wider ones have their uses, particularly for larger cheeses, but nine times out of ten i'm reaching for this for grating or zesting. just a delight

hey do you have a favorite tool? mines the nicopress crimper

anyway. feels like i deserve it

made this for an instagram story but it might be more relevant here

found the nazi tradwife dragon age youtube content

thats right. i am popular with friends

they should put more of the olympics qualifiers on tv. i get that swimming and gymnastics and track and field are the big stars of the show but why am i not seeing a qualifying rowing race. where is the handball tournament

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here is a nice little bunch of meyer lemon flowers i took a picture of on a recent june gloomy day

give me the looks like this at 52 juice. also call me

criminal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there will be no such post tonight

have to get hotter so i can just post headless pics of my abs with a tastefully subtle sweatpants dickprint instead of having thoughts or opinions

me whenever elon musk's politics are in the news

Billionaire Elon Musk has donated to a super political action committee working to elect Donald Trump to the White House, a major gambit by the world’s richest person to make his imprint on the US political landscape

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truly one for the ages

i dont think thats true

made a 4am bread butt, cream cheese, and salt and pepper cucumber sandwich instead. like an adult

crucial questions lie before me such as: do i eat the leftover lasagna, or; do i eat the weird little frozen mini cheeseburgers, or; do i spend 20-30 minutes cutting the bagel into small slices and making impromptu bagel chips to 20 more minutes putting cream cheese on

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geoffrey

i just think they’re neat

no. i will not do that

sir. we've got him

mr. peanut, ocean city, new jersey, 1978

just remembered pokemon quietly made leech life one of the best moves in the game a few years ago and didn't tell anyone

thank u