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@patob.bsky.social

Reply guy from Twitter.

Bolt tightener at Boeing
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the Munsters could start acting and dressing normal and people wouldn't notice they're draculas or franklinsteins or whatever. whereas with the Addams family, one of them is a hand
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Oh Jake is saying shit about Biden? Yeah, probably voting for him now
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Imagine being Josh Marshall and posting something that makes Chait say “hmmm that’s a little right wing”
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Tony Khan in a neck brace is the best moment in NFL draft history
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“movies are going to become video games”
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No allusion to the “did Sephiroth do this” meme in FF7 Rebirth so unfortunately it gets zero stars from me
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I'm the guy who has to go to every newly recovered coma patient and tell them about Subway Jared. It's a tough job, but I believe in what I do
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Can’t believe they killed flaco the owl
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Started reading the Frank Burly books tonight. No shock here, but John Swartzwelder? A genius. I've said The Simpsons is America's Shakespeare, and Swartzwelder...America's Shakespeare's brain
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Showing up to the Dune 2 premier in a normal suit and getting thrown in The Hague
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About 80 % of students thought this was a swanky straw hat from the 1950s. Truth is that it’s the oldest Roman grasswork "Panama hat" extant, from Fayum in Egypt. In 2017 they radiocarbon dated it to 420-568 CE. Turns out the “Dark Ages” was really more about cool shade (Pitt Rivers Museum, UK) 🎩
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Surprise everyone: everything you hated about the internet in 2016 is back and it is 8 years worse!
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When I walk into the bar on a Friday
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Just the most online poisoned person this side of Glenn Greenwald
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As an Ohio State fan my biggest hope is that they never show Ohio State fans on TV. Do you suppose the Michigan version of that is hoping Chait doesn’t post about Michigan?
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Miracles happen every day
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Room on Fire > Is This It but album titlewise Is This It > Room on Fire. Discuss.
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Oh shit oh fuck
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Confirming early reports, former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger has died after being "brutally crossed over" in a pickup basketball game. He was 100.
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Pushing the button so hard my hand punches straight through the diorama…
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Was Clapton on the plane with the baby, is that how this happened?
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You're driving home and see this. WYD?
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Sports bluesky alert: CJ Stroud is pretty goddamn good huh
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GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are? UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé. RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.
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YouTube giving me the goods
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Even the feed was done with that taya/Toni match
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People say bad things about Twitter but where else can you share how your friend deals with his service industry job and be told he is wrong because the American service sector doesn’t make sense?
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So does Ned Flanders like pipe tobacco and alcohol or not? Because I'm getting some real mixed messages
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Bluesky? More like Newsky! Because this is brand new.