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The Mocking Portent of Death
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Hey bud. Your graph ends at 2016, bud. I'm not the best at linear time but I think maybe that graph doesn't really apply to the current genocide, bud.
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It was raining earlier, I breaked too hard on a slippy road and fell off my bike. I'm fine, but now for some reason I just want to shout about uncontroversial things, like "NO SHIT YOU ENJOYED HAROLD AND MAUDE! ITS A GOOD FILM, IDIOT!", or "OH, WELL I SUPPOSE YOU WOULD ENJOY GARLIC BREAD, YOU SHIT!"
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i much prefer committing crimes with people i know, rarther than strangers (lawyers note: my client has not comitted any crimes)
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Things you should know about me right now: 1. I am sleepy 2. I want to sleep 3. There is no biological eeason we couldn't have additional nostrils below our eyes to have a better olfactory picture or our environment 4. I'm enjoying this bed
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Gonna tell my kids there were no beatles, and they should be suspicious of anyone who says otherwise
Gonna tell my kids that this was the Beatles
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I like being gay (drinking tea in bed listening to an audiobook)
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i'm voting for a cool bug i just found
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It must be really stressful to be the Pringles guy's agent
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Bob Fosse Frogs 3x3
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Guys smell nice at times...
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As a general rule, its best not to be implicated
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Here's looking at you, mid
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I love Scottish tablet, and it makes me want to fight my teeth
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Female aphids shit sugar and can reproruce asexually without a male, donchaknow
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Where have all the pretzels gone?
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Happy national Thursday day!! Anyone else celebrating by being vaugly disapointed about nothing much in particular?
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Lets invert the panopticon and make a crimeopticon where everyone is committing crimes so often noone knows if anyone is a criminal or not
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Somtimes I have suspensions about leftovers. Does anyone else begrudge a cheap pizza into a fine paste, and serve it over rice with a peppercorn sauce?
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Man I just want slightly nicer trains
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American sports teams have bad names. They're all like "The Cinccinati Bulls", or, "The Boston Yankees". They need to be more "The Chicago Envelopers" or "The Truth and Consequences Fragrances
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Urff, I just realised I spent the last half hour sitting cross legged and half naked on my floor with my laptop playing weird 90s demoscene videos when instead I could be fully naked, watching demoscene videos, and eating chicken nugs...
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IF NON OF YOU BRING ME SMALL CUBES OF FETA CHEESE IN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES I'LL... BE PETURBED
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Did you know that in on the 3rd of June 2022, in the town of Taormina, Sicily, nobody had an awkward interaction with a stranger?
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Honestly, this crime I'm committing right now could really do with better costumes
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I want to say, and i want to be very clear here: i hate the taste of bananas