goooooooooood morning campers and welcome to trash tuesday. just like a comet it’s here now and who knows when it’ll be back again so give it all you got
show me those brain worms and let’s have some fun
goooooooooood morning campers and welcome to trash tuesday. just like a comet it’s here now and who knows when it’ll be back again so give it all you got
show me those brain worms and let’s have some fun
A father and son are in a car crash. The father dies on the scene. The boy is brought to the hospital in critical condition. The surgeon enters the operating room and says, "I cannot operate on this boy! He is the Great Clown Pagliacci!"
Abbott and Costello at the glory hole:
"Say Abbott, who's sucking me off right now?"
"That's right."
"Nah, nah, Abbott, what I wanna know is, when I blow my load, who's gonna swallow my cum?"
"Every last dollop."
It seems that Taco Bell now has an offering they're calling the "Taco Exploration Box"?
Egads.
If someone asked ME if they could "Explore" my "Taco Box" I would implore them to Please Excuse Me.
if i met leonardo dicaprio i would not call him "leo" instead i would say to him "what's up, Nardo" this would cause him to instantly die of embarrassment and then i would become the new coolest kid in hollywood
