Paul Frazee: “Godzilla Minus One” is how I rsvp to parties because my date ghosts me and then I show up and smash the furniture in a rage

“Godzilla Minus One” is how I rsvp to parties because my date ghosts me and then I show up and smash the furniture in a rage

You, in happier times

listen, time to move on. you know, i hear Mothra is available these days... juss sayin

I had a gal I was dating ghost me after no-showing my uncle’s funeral. So that was a thing.

Did you Godzilla smash the casket

to be fair, if I'd stood up a date instead of supporting them at their family member's funeral, I would walk into the ocean to drown. which would result in ghosting.

I once got ghosted mid-baseball game. Got one random text that she’d “see her ex there” and that was it. Her car was at my place for three days then that vanished too. Never heard from her again, but per Facebook apparently she got married 2 months after that happened, so something was sketchy.

obviously it's for the best, but ditching you mid game is just rude

I would have had her car towed.

Wet ghost is the worst ghost.

How long had you been dating?!

About six months

smh toxic masculizardity

I think, Paul is actually very hot, but he is not allowed to say otherwise 😅

He liked it. So he does

You are correct. I have overshared my opinion of the Frazee aesthetic and overall vibe to the point of impropriety, but he continues to accept my blandishments with equanimity.

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Did you get ghosted….

not recently

I don’t believe you

Did you like the move ? 😊

Actually haven’t seen it yet but hearing great things

It's a great movie

No it's not. It's a FANTASTIC movie!

Is Godzilla Minus One a human movie? It doesn't have Godzilla in it.

That was kinda specific

And that's why I no longer invite you. The things you did with that candlestick will live forever in my memory.

I'm not even going to ask how the 'atomic breath' plays into the night out.

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mothra is such a flake huh

I loved it. Also I totally get Godzilla’s rage because, well, because, menopause body. #trustmeiknow

For me, Godzilla versus Dave The Diver is how I rsvp to parties because my date shows up in a scuba suit and then I show up with sushi platter.

*Note to self* Do not invite *rechecks name* "Frazee" to any parties. 😜

Cool 😎

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Standard Tuesday night.

"Snatch" is how I introduce myself, because I grab things from peoples hands and then immediately run into a wall.

Actual lol

Watching it now!

For some reason I read this as you date ghosts and thought 'I guess a ghost is a negative number on an RSVP...'

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My niche social media dev can't be this cute

It's how I measure my penis.

Good idea.

Love it...my kind of party guy

Great movie.

G minus One SUCKED! It doesn't even come close to the Original.

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