Phineas

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It’s the fifth anniversary of the capture of Chance the Snapper by the villain Gator Robb 🐊

Fake tintype skyline/1-bit skyline

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Steve K!

Sunday night night heron 🪶

I spent some amount of my childhood believing Richard Simmons and Slim Goodbody were the same guy

“If the rule that you followed has brought you to this, of what use was the rule?”

Been meaning to watch Brewster McCloud again for a long time and tonight might be the time

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I am once again throwing a bottle into the social ocean containing a note reading 'I need more paying work'. The bottle also contains these four examples of things I have been paid to make in the past as proof that I'm good for it. octophant.us

Here’s what my cat looks like when he’s pouting because it’s not treat time and also I tried to brush him

Still thinking about what they did to this lion’s teeth for a promo for a movie called Prey that I hope I never watch

Not Prey (2022). That one bangs.

Painted one year ago

This is very weird considering last year it rained so much (yes, thank you rain) that the thing essentially didn't happen. But a million more people still watched it? I think the TV numbers are pretend. Let's just stop doing this. www.chicagotribune.com/2024/07/09/c...

Amazed there haven’t been congressional hearings about woke Godzilla and their explicit trans color coding

Should have done this ages ago, really. See if you can end American democracy without my $1 a week, fellas.

I know they get rolled all the time but for the Times to get rolled by “actually they just want to reclaim the values of Western civilization as they see it … with larger families and fewer immigrants” is the Times putting the 14 words in the paper

I happen to have this framed near my desk so I guess I do still think about it pretty regularly

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

The cat days of summer

Did you know that the iOS photos app can actually identify animals in your pictures

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Citizen Kate ☠️

Just off the top of my head here I’m going to nominate Brion James, Robert Z’Dar, M. Emmett Walsh, and Dale Dickey

This black crowned night heron decided to take off just as I was getting his picture 🪶

Big Blue was back at Heron Corner today keeping the black crowns in line and getting some sun 🪶

I enjoy how he sits with three feet in a neat row

The inside out characters in my head

the inside out characters in my head

Hello from the boy who did not like the fireworks even a little

Lots of people are going to be laughing that AI is bad at what it supposedly does, insanely expensive, environmentally disastrous, and also unprofitable, but it gave us the plot of The Beekeeper so we’re probably breaking even here. futurism.com/the-byte/ai-...

Here’s a black crowned night heron shot from yesterday. Lots of these little guys around but I haven’t seen Big Blue in a while.