@hildur.bsky.social I went to a very fancy restaurant last night and they had a whole menu for water from different countries. I picked the Iceland spring water and thought of you. It was very good.
I have noticed a trend with my Uber drivers: the ones who talk a lot and are trying to drum up a good rating have a solid 4.5 stars average.
The ones who shut up and let me browse bluesky in silence? 4.94+
One time on a road trip there was this car that was going the exact speed I wanted to and so I drove with them for three hours.
They exited the freeway without even waving goodbye :(
So tuckered out from torturing a cricket for quite a while. She never hurt it though which is the cutest 🥺 It doesn't have long to find a good hiding place before she wakes 😂
@harmoniccity.bsky.social any big steam summer sale recs? I picked up Horizon Zero Dawn, AssCreed Odyssey, CrossCode, Dredge, and Elden Ring so far and you seem to have good gaming takes.
This reminds me of the time my brother and I were hanging out with someone from another state and she said she liked horror movies and my brother definitely heard whore movies and the conversation that followed was full of sitcom worthy misunderstandings.
The only song that I've ever heard that will consistently make me turn the radio off: "I'm Just a Girl" by No Doubt/Gwen Stefani.
Cannot stand it. Just absolutely vile on my ears.
To my employer: I'm sorry that MFA is not secure enough for you but like, I am not registering my personal phone that I paid for into your system so you can remotely wipe it just so you feel better about yourselves. I don't have my email or teams on it for a reason.
Was at the vet with Tucker (he's fine, his brother is not (for reasons unrelated to Tucker being there)).
I told him to "smile for Fifi" (my mother) and he legitimately struck this pose and held it for 10 seconds while I took the picture.
Been working from home nearly four years now and I’ve forgotten what it’s like to work in an office.
How do you get your bed in there for naps?
Where do you keep your dogs so they can nap with you?
The logistics are baffling.
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You: Please act normal you need these people to like you
People: Hello, Thempress, nice to meet you.
Me: Candy Land is actually a cool game bc it represents a fully deterministic universe. You do not play Candy Land: the deck of cards once shuffled determines the winner before the game even starts
What kind of jackass has a house party still going at 12:30 on Sunday night? It's been going for 5+ hours at this point and their music is loud enough I can hear it in my house.
