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I know it’s dangerous to speculate at this point, but this has all the hallmarks of an attack by Mafia hitman Tony “The Right Ear Wounder” Morelli
Walken's character from the Dead Zone probably shook his hand earlier in the day.
"That's a good lookin lobe, Gino. Be a shame if it was to get pierced. Just sayin'."
Finally, the wrestling gimmick that takes me to the main event
Tony was with me in Griffith, NSW all weekend.
Or Lou Barlow (sorry, Massachusetts joke).
Did he attack j mascis or something?
Jumped off the stage and bit someone on the ear, I don’t remember why….
Gotcha. I do have a running gag with my wife when I hear mascis wail on guitar and sound like he’s the saddest guy alive but I tell her he’s really just mad that Barlow turned the toilet paper in the wrong direction
This is why "Stuck in the Middle With You" has been playing in my head.
“Dere’s way more arteries in da ear den you tink” - Tony Morelli
Aha! Criminals who think they're clever always make that one weird trick
I mean fatal mistake
What if it was Mickey "Lefty Mangler" Malatesta using a mirror to frame Tony?
“I’ve gotta stop hiring that guy.” -John Gotti
