dk: if i was a woman in a french movie and i found out my husband was having an affair, i would say "yeah. i know. i'm a woman in a french movie."

if i was a woman in a french movie and i found out my husband was having an affair, i would say "yeah. i know. i'm a woman in a french movie."

This checks out ✔️ www.yahoo.com/news/russian...

Russian honeytraps useless against French spies … their wives already knowwww.yahoo.com Honeytraps do not work on French spies because their wives are used to them having affairs, a television documentary about France’s equivalent of MI6 has revealed.

lmao, incredible

think you’d say “oui”

you know what, that's a great point

just trying to keep things as close to the culture as possible

This is the second time I’ve seen you pipe in about French tonight, I’m starting to suspect you might be le spy 🤨

*hides the tactical baguette*

You can hide that but I can see the stale croissant shuriken on your belt pal

Also 'I know' is a very western thing to say and is redundant in her statement. Plus the French prefer the term film as it is an artistic impression vs movie which is considered entertainment. "Oui. I am a woman in a French film." Sorry, my French wife is looking over my shoulder on this one 😂

French spouses don’t get mad when their partner have affairs. They get mad when they’re so indiscreet about it that they’re forced to acknowledge it.

Private Paternity testing is illegal in France because 50% of men and 40% of women admit to cheating and testing would break up too many families www.statnews.com/2019/11/14/f...

In France, it's illegal for consumers to order a DNA spit kit. Activists are fighting over lifting the banwww.statnews.com Under French law, having a direct-to-consumer genetic test can, technically speaking, put you at risk of being fined about $4,140.

Ladies gotta bump those numbers up

"Je sais. Je couche avec son frère chaque fois que mon mari est avec sa petite amie, donc ce n'est un problème pour aucun de nous."

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Don't even have to be in a movie, the taboos are simply not identical to ours.

They usually do

Oui. Je sais. Je suis une femme dans une film francaise.

“Well…how did I get here?”

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