Porter

@porter79.bsky.social

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Porter is what my wife calls me- I do for my son. Former Biology tech. In the field= Wolves, Badgers, Turtles, Mice, Voles; in the lab an Igor=mice, rats, NPH... Phd's ;-), mostly MRI. Underemployed.
Middle-aged. Depressed. Atheist

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Events of the past 24 hours really make me realize how bad things have gone. We're in such a pickle. @funranium.bsky.social @questauthority.bsky.social @akivamcohen.bsky.social

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Thomas Neville

buh bye

Achievement unlocked. (Will be my first time😥 Cc: @funranium.bsky.social

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Coach Jerry (referee 🟥)

Right. DONT FORGET THE GRAVEY

Idk. He seems nice. 😋

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The future producer of “Himbo Heist”

I googled "clearsky.org" 😁 is see now- clearsky.app

“Chances are, you’re never ever going to have to use this. If you do, it’s gonna be scary,” trauma nurse Kate Carleton told the 8- and 9-year-olds. “But because we’ve taught you what to do, it makes it a little less scary.”

Born from the tragedy of gun violence, this program teaches children how to stop a wound from bleeding out | CNNwww.cnn.com “Stop the Bleed” turns bystanders — even young children — into immediate responders by teaching them to pack a wound and use a tourniquet.

it was a trap, but it was worth it

@apsciencebydan.bsky.social , @blackmudpuppy.bsky.social I like how some skeets lead into the ones below it; maybe AI is real after all? (LOL. No.)

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Porter

Hang....on. How many people ...just ...like metamucil?

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Christina Perfetti

Cuttlefish are real life HYPNOTOAD

This town’s commitment to cuttlefish is completely fantastic.

so, this is twitter now. I have a new follower. JFC

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Kingfisher & Wombat

Peonies are the libertarians of the flower world. Sure they look poorly and proud But one storm and they flip and fail😜

ANGRY FACT-FREE POLITICAL OPINION!

But they promised

If you own a Tesla, your car is covered in cameras that take images reviewed by Tesla employees, who share them with each other, joke about them, and make them into memes. www.reuters.com/technology/t...

www.reuters.com

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Micah

A large man in a tank top with a ball cap on backwards: "Bra"

@bakoon.bsky.social @mobydickatsea.bsky.social @darthbluesky.bsky.social

ALL MINE ALL MINE 😎

I want! @cper711.bsky.social Care to help a boy out? My son's bday is tomorrow

Hand carved miniature agate cat with diamond eyes, ca. 1900 by Fabergé. www.christies.com/lot/lot-6340...

the same thing can be said of people from new jersey🤫 *** checks DA GOOGLE weasels in NJ! yay! (ai BOOO!)

Little known anatomical fact, weasels are composed entirely of middle fingers, teeth, stink, and rage. (It is why I love them. From a healthy distance.)

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Pierce Nichols

Daddy, why can't I touch that dead animal? your not wearing gloves. Why?

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Popehat

I had to look up Jute. Thats not a word I'd ever heard.... my life is boring. BTW - jute is a rough fiber made from the stems of a tropical Old World plant, used for making twine and rope or woven into sacking or matting

The whale is following us all

this whale is working in two direction. up and down my feed

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Kingfisher & Wombat

YOU KEEP SAYING CASSOWARIES (aren't they like "MURDER BIRDS?") what about CAPYBARA's? they are chill. or better yet! a QUOKKA? 🤣

This makes me sad.

Ukraine's First Purpose-Built Subterranean School To Open In Kharkiv

Ukraine's First Purpose-Built Subterranean School To Open In Kharkivwww.rferl.org

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Porter

One hour later. And the manager is trying to figure out how to get us out of the grocery store.