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Philadelphia Elemental. Slowly turning into a giallo. She/Her/Go Birds.

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For sale: Baby corset, worn once

I don't get enough credit for being the world's 6,930,467th best quarterback. It's objectively very impressive. 😤

'Can't go out tonight, I got a bad case of Suspiria'

tell me your fav film with a quote.

Without downloading new pics what is it like dating you

Ok, first of all, fuck you

Ohhhhh my god u hate fireworks? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?Should we invite Francis Scott Key

Was just walking down the block and a dude wearing all black, gold chains, gold medallions, gold bracelets and a big black hat shaped like a hungry shark biked by and yelled 'HELP HAS ARRIVED' before speeding away. I fucking love my city. 💖

Truck skins. They protect the flesh of your truck.

Wow you're right nobody ever thought to make a movie about *checks notes* corrupt politicians before

George Lucas in 1999 making a movie about how the senate and Supreme Court are hopelessly corrupt:

Unironically hoping that the success of I Saw The TV Glow allows us to start reclaiming Donnie Darko as a trans narrative

Liberals really gonna re-legislate 2016 till the end of time like it was their version of the Spanish Civil War, aren't they?

I'm old enough to remember when a Democrat responding to a horrific fascist assault by telling people to vote would inspire a whole slew of jokes at his expense. Now it's just shrugs.

NGL, the number of people who have steadfastly refused to imagine any political solution besides 'vote for a better Democrat' turning around and screaming about how they're gonna flee the country...tracks.

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Capricorn: There are two kinds of Capricorn: The tank-bred homunculi born of sickness and rot, and the mutant android super soldiers we built to defeat them.

This is incredibly unfair to Faux Progressive Who Will Let Developers Build Condos On Top Of Your Neighborhood Park

Don't forget to vote in your local elections for a former cop, an active cop, a cop's wife, the incumbent former cop, a guy currently on parole for triple murder who has the same name as a local sportscaster, or the most unhinged person you've ever seen post about reptilians on Facebook

Went to a screening of House instead of watching the debates, and it sounds like if I wanted to bask in the spectacle of dead generations feasting on the lifeforce of the young I could have stayed at home

If people watch the dragon show and conclude that it's a realistic depiction of the medieval past, that's not the show being dangerous - that's people projecting their own desires onto it, and no piece of art should be judged by what fashy assholes wish it was.

As I’ve said before: GoT/ASOIAF is dangerous because it might as well have been designed in a lab to cater to 21st century ideas about what the medieval past was “really like,” even though it is no less of a fantasy than Lord of the Rings or Star Wars.

Yimbys like just one more landlord bro just one more landlord bro I swear bro just one more I swear

NIMBYS: "We're evicting you to turn your housing into airbnbs. We will call the cops the second we see a poor person" YIMBYS: "We're demolishing your housing to bring in 'upscale' units no one you know will ever afford. Also we will call the cops the second we see a poor person"

Here's hoping Elon becomes the Stockton Rush of dry land soon

“Since [starting] OceanGate we have heard the baseless cries of ‘you are going to kill someone’ way too often," said Stockton Rush, who wanted to be the Elon Musk of the deep seas. Then, by cutting corners, the CEO killed five people, including himself. www.wired.com/story/titan-...

The Titan Submersible Disaster Shocked the World. The Inside Story Is More Disturbing Than Anyone Imaginedwww.wired.com A year after OceanGate’s sub imploded, thousands of leaked documents and interviews with ex-employees reveal how the company’s CEO cut corners, ignored warnings, and lied in his fatal quest to reach t...

If you see this, post a banger of a TV show theme tune (I've never even watched th3 show, but someone I dated years ago said this tune kinda summed up my whole vibe, so...) www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_D8...

if you see this, post a banger of a TV show theme tune

X-Men The Animated Series (1992) - Intro Opening Theme (HD)www.youtube.com X-Men, also known as X-Men: The Animated Series, is an animated superhero television series which debuted on October 31, 1992, in the United States on the Fo...

NBC Constantine Main Theme Extended (suite)- Half Hourwww.youtube.com Constantine theme, seamlessly edited and extended. Can we get a season 2? (I do not own this content)

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Hey y'all for nearly a year I've had to fight being illegally fired for union activity, rationing out money I raised to survive. Now things are running low, I just got hit with some unexpected expenses and it's hard to find work. Please consider helping out if you can: paypal.me/SwordsAgainstThrone

Pay David Forbes using PayPal.Mepaypal.me Go to paypal.me/SwordsAgainstThrone and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.

Sports rivalries are so much healthier and more affirming than any kind of online drama, too. 'Fuck The Cowboys' >>>> 'Jitterbean leaked the Discord chat that proved Lockey worked for the NSA, but they only did it to get back at Smacks U and Savory, so fuck Jitterbean'

The reason sports are the backbone of a good internet community is because sports inherently don't matter and so it's a much healthier, more practical thing to invest your time in than to exclusively post with the mindset of trying to change the world one post at a time.

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this tarot card indicates what’s in your mouth WHAT’S IN YOUR MOUTH

We all know that Charlie Brown didn't have hoes; but what my skeet presupposes is...What if he *did*?

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I bet Taliban pussy goes crazy ⓘ This tweet has been deleted I bet Taliban pussy is nuts ⓘ This tweet has been deleted I bet Taliban pussy is dope and it’s mental health status is none of my business ⓘ This tweet will live on for a thousand years

The thing I love about my city is that every time you leave the house there's a chance you'll hear a sentence that has never been spoken before.

Hell, give it to '20s people who buy drugs in alleys. Take it away from writers who would call the cops if they even saw an alley.

Calling it now: The long game is to turn away enough customers that they'll have an excuse for closing the stores entirely. They'll sell off the real estate where they can, get out of leases elsewhere, and pivot to a pickup/delivery model with a drastically reduced physical footprint.