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I'm 35, AuDHD, trans male, and gay. Death didn't take me. Keybard under the name Eli Kwake and also, WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED??

Pronouns: he/him
Discord: tempestkwake (mutuals only)

Ko-fi book and music shop: https://ko-fi.com/elikwake/shop

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show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie

Go to your photo roll or whatever and post the first image that makes you laugh literally out loud

At what age are you supposed to stop playing in the rain? Because I disagree! (I did put on dry clothes though)

Preach

Nice

timeline cleanse

Darth Cheeseburger with Fried Turkey Spam and Devil's Spit Pickles

Darth Chicken & Black Beans

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Dianna Gunn

The common potoo

Y'know what, when you're right, you're right

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tru

I do actually have another one

If you see this, post a bird

the inside out characters in my head

"Tempest, why do you call May through December fires season?"

reskeet with a tweet you still think about *coughs at my fellow Americans*

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

Without downloading new pics, what's it like dating you?

if u see this post a photo without explanation

Hey, I remembered to document this! Week 1 of testosterone:

I'm going to try to document this every week Day 1 of testosterone:

Who wants to be epic and put me $1 over my goal? I'll give you a book! (that you have paid for, on September 6th when it comes out)

I literally only need two more backers

Until the Winds Diewww.kickstarter.com A book about gods, magic, war, and love.

I took a shower earlier cause yesterday I put product in my hair and forgot to shower before bed, but all evidence points to there still being product up there I'm good with it, I look hella gay

... I definitely don't because I'm not sure what that is

this is.... accurate

Courtesy of Sam (and some lanolin stuck on my hands from rubbing down my arms), my hair is perty gaaaaaay I am pleased Thanks again, Sam!

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Premee Mohamed

Here ya go!

Damn, even the NYTs thinks I am offensively Californian

Well goddamn if they didn't have me pinned. Gift link if you want to do yours. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

#LGBTQWriteAThon June 27: There's so much gay in this! #pride #pridemonth #writers #writingcommunity #queerwriters

#LGBTQWriteAThon June 27: Continuing with our bad/unhinged theme, share another moodboard today... only, make it intentionally bad. Have fun with it, make it ridiculous! #pride #pridemonth #writers #writingcommunity #queerwriters

I'm going to try to document this every week Day 1 of testosterone:

I really did, too 🤺

Alright, #NSFWArtists and #EroticaWriters, let's chat Writers and artists are both getting slammed by this AI crap, yes? Let's join forces and create some content and PROVE, once and for all, that human art beats the computers any day I've made a dual challenge for us, #SummerFucking Let's play

If you think me being unhinged is new, in 2020 I wrote a poem about panda sex based off some research I read at the time

Of COURSE this is the first thing I write in this new notebook! Butts are good Butts are hot Someday my butt Might be not I don't mind That's okay! I'll just sit Any old way Flat or fab Butts are great! Now, everybody: Love! Don't hate!