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The best way to stay healthy is to have a judgemental doctor
@lepetitoiseau.bsky.social
Just going to reiterate that I saw this haha
Are you doctors or something?
I am. She has a terminal case of sass.
I got it from you and there is no cure.
Categorically and unequivocally false: I am devoid of sass. How dare you.
It's illegal to lie on the internet.
I love my PA
She’s understanding, but like last checkup, my weight and blood pressure were down. She was elated, I was elated, and I think that’s gonna help this year’s checkup be great…
My doctor is an old ass man and kind of a dick and I’ve lost 30 lbs to spite that cocksucker and keep him from making more jokes at my expense
This is good, actually.
Congrats.
*doctor gesturing at the whole of me* You simply must address all of this
You must be so healthy omg
Let's just say I'm a frequent visitor 💅
I am not good at the implicit sarcasm but
Yeah not it not
My doc rolls her eyes at me.
