Pwnallthethings: if you want to feel old, Monday was closer to the date the pyramids were built than it is to today

if you want to feel old, Monday was closer to the date the pyramids were built than it is to today

Close your eyes, take a deep breath in for four, let it out for four, repeat for one minute. Open your eyes. You are now one minute closer to death than when you started.

small mercies

paul here in spirit

It's been as long since Paul left the site as Paul leaving the site was from his last "it's been as long since this movie as it was from that movie to an older movie" tweet

And now you're even older

A+ skeet

But today is closer to the Lochner era than Monday, somehow.

Sir,

🤣

On the other hand, we're one day closer to the meteor that is coming to end all this

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