ManhattanJuryAppreciator: HALDEMAN: “have you reviewed the excerpts my office sent over?” NIXON: “you know someone suggested I’d do that with Checkers” HALDEMAN: “out of order, sir” NIXON: “who the Christ shoots a puppy, even the Irish on their whisky” [unintelligible] HALDEMAN: “I’ll take her off the VP list”

HALDEMAN: “have you reviewed the excerpts my office sent over?” NIXON: “you know someone suggested I’d do that with Checkers” HALDEMAN: “out of order, sir” NIXON: “who the Christ shoots a puppy, even the Irish on their whisky” [unintelligible] HALDEMAN: “I’ll take her off the VP list”

I have to admit, I really like the "fake Watergate transcript" schtick.

it’s one of the truly great bits

It's a good bit, works in a lot of different contexts.

I was raised on Doonesbury. So spot on.

in case you haven't seen it already

Mel Gibson Rant Or The Nixon Tapes? | The Good Place | Comedy Biteswww.youtube.com Gibson or Nixon? Season 1, Episode 9 '... Someone Like Me as a Member' - Michael's skills are put to the test; Chidi makes a new connection, which Eleanor do...

look Nixon might've been a psychopath but

STEPHEN A: “I am sensitive to the fact that Nixon was a psychopath - “ BAYLESS: nods STEPHEN A: “BUT”

This is another of the Great Bits

This is very funny but also my primary association with the name "Haldeman" is still "Haldeman, Joseph" author of The Forever War, so it threw me for a second ngl

I've long been vexed at the lack of an SF author named Ehrlichman.

The mailbox was Haldeman!

I can just hear that in Nixon's voice!

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