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Luna πŸŒ™

@headingwest.bsky.social

Everyone's Internet Mom.

Anti-hate. Love is love. She/her. Funnier in replies. If you wonder if I'm joking, I probably am.

DMs open, with caveats: I'm married & monogamous, not giving you money, not investing in anything, not gullible enough for scams.
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This is the same mask I have. It's so much less warm than the n95s. And it's light. I don't feel claustrophobic in it. I *hate* masking. But I do it. Because I don't want to be sick, or worse, kill someone else.
masking is very based and cool and sexy
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I post mid and make people meh.
I post mediocre and make people mad
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Went to a clinic today for a routine medical thing and was once again amazed by the number of people who are happy to hang out and just freely breathe in all the air juice inside the germ emporium
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Argh! 😩
My son's grade school has a "tech literacy" class that taught the kids to look things up on google and chatgpt.
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Thanks everyone boosting this, about $1,400 has been raised from this Bluesky thread, and it cleared 40k and is headed toward the 50k goal. A shipping company is volunteering containers, and people are checking out what’s needed. We are helping directly.
Hello social medias... You may not be aware a major Cat 5 hurricane struck an area that normally doesn't get them. The eye passed directly over Carriacou and Petit Martinique. The devastation is tremendous. The need is great. You can help and make a difference: www.gofundme.com/f/the-people...
Help the people of Carriacou and Petite Martinique recover, organized by Marine and Yachting Association of Grenada MAYAGwww.gofundme.com On 1 July, the eye of Hurricane Beryl bore down on two tiny i… Marine and Yachting Association of Grenada MAYAG needs your support for Help the people of Carriacou and Petite Martinique recover
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"Tout ce que je demande, ce sont des mΓ©taphores moins directes."
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Imagine being dramatically unfollowed IRL. You're going about your business in a grocery store when some random guy sidles up to you. "I'm going to stop following you," he whispers. "I've been following you for a long time, but no longer. Not after your recent statements." And then he sidles away
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What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who’s run out of protein? No whey Jose.
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in D&D rn: we are in a temple with fonts of water that could be turned into holy water me: so do the fonts have angels on them? I'm curious as to if they're seraph or sans-seraph fonts
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If you were my portable vaporizer, where would you be? I've lost it. Again.
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Daaaaaamn.
Here’s my latest quilt. It is made with half rectangle triangles. Just finished sewing the binding on this morning. 60” x 60”. My own design. #quilt #Quiktsky
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"YOU DON'T GET IT WE USE TO HAVE 24 EPISODES A SEASON, NOT 10, SERIES USE TO DO ONE EPISODE THAT WAS A MUSICAL, OR MUPPETS, OR CLAYMATIONS, WE USE TO HAVE EPISODES THAT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MAIN PLOT AND IT WAS JUST TO STRETCH A SIDE CHARACTERS LEGS TO INDULGE THEIR FANS WITH INFO"
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Today's job that got me sweating: Pool setup.
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Like, I passed out in a sweat lodge because I couldn't. I used to pass out on field trips in June in school. I'd get a bit clammy, but the idea of dripping sweat was foreign to me until this summer. Of all the things to be gleeful about!
Omg y'all. I'm sweating. I'm consistently able to sweat. You have no idea how much this improves my life! I couldn't sweat enough to drip no matter what I did until this year! All my treatments for my vax injury are helping other things! This is glorious!
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Omg y'all. I'm sweating. I'm consistently able to sweat. You have no idea how much this improves my life! I couldn't sweat enough to drip no matter what I did until this year! All my treatments for my vax injury are helping other things! This is glorious!
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Crap. Why am I giving her an extra 10k?!
Nah, I'm taking my 50k, giving 110k to my next door neighbour, who would then move! Win win!
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Nah, I'm taking my 50k, giving 110k to my next door neighbour, who would then move! Win win!
Oh boy, $150,000!
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My jaw dropped. French knots are a PITA. This is magnificent!
french knots on the prowl
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Bring out your raptors! πŸ¦…πŸŒΏπŸͺΆ
Bring out your raptors! Best shot of a raptor I've ever taken.
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incidentally I am an emergency physician and I use a walker
IMO this is a straight-up ageist and ableist image, no?
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oh my god it's literally this
the latest Snowden leak: his brain from his ears
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Suprise: unwashed fascist ghoul Matthew Walther - who wrote a column that the New York Times just published advising Americans not to vote - did in fact vote in 2020 and 2022. It’s time for us to stop tolerating these ratfucking liars.
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Sounds like my birth mother is not doing well. I already lost Mom. I really don't want to lose Cynde too. :(
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My French Mother-in-Law stopped me during today's chat to correct my pronunciation for the word "quand" (when). MIL: "Erika, it is pronounced KOHN not KOHN." Me: KOHN. MIL: KOHN. ME: KOHN. MIL: KOHN. See? KOHN, not KOHN Me: They sound identical! MIL: The word *you* are saying (con) means "CUNT"!
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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.