Tim Drum

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nice onus. is it on you?

absolutely would do this if i thought it would help

putting a “please be patient student driver” magnet on my motorcycle

i do not like what people who are good at differential equations think what being good at differential equations means

we all have that one homie who’s obsessed with perfecting their tofu texture

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reformed goon updating his old olsen twins turn 18 countdown clock to be an aoc turns 35 countdown clock

as always, when brazil fails we remember tab ramos

alexi lalas criticizing a games aesthetics is a little much to take. dude had all the grace of a backhoe

lmao i think a brazilian almost just got called for simulation, somebody call the papers

put suarez in and tell him to bite anyone

land rover commercials rule because it’s like, our trucks can tackle any condition british people can think of and it’s like, a ditch

i have a picture of an animal being utterly ridiculous and cannot post it. this must be what the people who count the oscar votes feel like

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If you got transported to Pleasantville this guy would already be in color

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putting this on and immediately getting pummeled

it’s not lost on me that for a lot of people, having a week like mine wouldn’t just be exhausting and dehumanizing. they’d also be in danger of losing their place to live.

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Capitalization is the difference between helping your uncle suck off a horse and Helping Your Uncle Suck Off A Horse

90° and i’m drinking cuban coffee in an asphalt parking lot. summer in the city

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uncle sam on stilts spotted. america BACK 🇺🇸

i’m fucking up all the time

breaking the toxic masculinity of motorcycle culture by waving at scooters, mopeds, hell. e-bikes. bikes. pedestrians. it’s all of us against the f150s

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(tasting the supper prepared by my lovely wife) mmm, darling, this really whips the llama's ass

[extremely food bloggers voice] when my gran came to this country from liverpool, she brought gin and a love of stone fruits

new dinner recipe unlocked: peach with a glass of gin

death is insanely scary dude. did you know you don’t even respawn???

just heard the dog jump on the bed from downstairs. heavy ass

this is entirely against my will btw

submitting my heart for third party inspection and stress testing

stretching forward hanging back smeared across time like a helicopters doppler

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you know what i hate about this new generation? nobody wants to wetwork anymore