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Tim Drum

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it used to be this magical stuff that you could trade for toys and then you grew up and it’s just rent and they want more of it every month every day every hour
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that’s like 30 bucks i think
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yeah it’s real. real cool
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holding each one up and all the children shout happily “i remember that one! papa had just returned from the rendering plant! look how it gleams!” &c
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not much boat what’s up with you
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it’s rapidly becoming clear that the keystone kops was actually the first example of reality tv
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for every post has a place in the database of my father
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no after you reduced him to a pile of smoldering ash
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sometimes you see a drawing by M.C. Escher and its like damn I bet the M.C. stands for Man that's Crazy
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serving a long pasta on a dish with no rim is madness. madness!
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that man had a family, and they’re all much happier now
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sometimes you gotta post
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that’s a good point bug deal, they are also unqualified.
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ah, youre trying to do the “smart person pretending to be dumb” thing, but youre just incredibly stupid
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he’s fr*aking orange!!!!! and a cuppa “covfefe”
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there is an email list you will never be removed from, by the smiths
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can i get uhhhhh adblock but for ai. aiblock
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looks like the thing noticer…has become the thing noticed
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i don’t know what you’re talking about, as i stand aboard my yacht, which i own
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me [obvious plant]: yeah right! how do we know this isn’t another swill mislabeling?
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is there anyone more selfless and nice than melted computer, i constantly have people asking me
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fire: it’s hot beat the heat with FIRE! fire is the reason for the season (burning ball of gas 93mil miles away)
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the last time they let a maga kid with a rifle attend one of their rallies they almost lost their candidate