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I wonder why bronny went up this year

get your buckets out - its all gonna be ok

the national political conventions should be months-long operatic extravaganzas of song, dance, and orchestral performances performed by all the candidates

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i like to brew a hot drink and then put ice cubes in it and sip at different points along its breakneck journey from scalding to lukewarm. so i can know the beverage completely

another all-timer i just remembered

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we at GWAR are all personally aghast at the notion that someone would Hurt a president. we're agog

laughing at these auto prompts from google. the full range of human experience

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One of the four Osprey nestlings testing his/her wings above the nest. The adult Osprey have yellow eyes, while these birds have deep orange eyes.

dreamed i was in a legacy magic the gathering tournament and i was playing d&t and got paired against joe biden and he misidentified my deck as white weenie... what a loser

my new crank thing is that for every sport instead of all star games they should do really hyped futures games with top college/minor league players

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i've trained under the world's foremost pugs to narrow my windpipe and nasal cavity

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The emperor sets all his tweets to "Everybody can reply," as a matter of ancient custom. This, of course, does not mean you should reply to him. There are formalities to be observed.

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I was promised far more perverse incentives than this

if i were president my flagship trillion dollar legislation would be called like the Bring Back America act and it would install hundreds of thousands of toilets in the woods and teach animals how to use them

it still throws me when people open up chatgpt in front of me and ask it questions like its no big deal. its like if you just started pissing on the wall inside my house

its cool that this is basically the undisputed best all-around lure of all time. design hasnt changed in 50 years

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3 clinically depressed Ikea food products and one with a mysterious energy

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You should be able to drive a car through the middle of a website

deciding who to vote for based on who youd want to have a poop soda with

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That Vance is a direct line to Thiel and Andreessen is truly important. Trump wants their money. Thiel wants to sell billions in Palantir contracts to power Trump’s mass surveillance/ethnic cleansing infrastructure. Pence was the Christian Nationalists’ guy. Vance is reactionary capital’s.

Are you a fan of all of those guys who are directly responsible for making the internet an unusable dogshit hellhole? Well boy do I have a VP for you.

choice of vance seems dumb. he has desantis freak energy. ambitious grifter with zero charisma melt under the hot lights type of freak. I get that trump would get jealous if his running mate was more popular than him but thats why going for pence made sense - religious freak, totally different axis

made pulled pork but somehow accidentally picked the sugar free version of the bbq sauce I usually get with some fucked up artificial sweetener. and it tastes fine but it makes me feel gross after I eat it so I probably wont finish it. which sucks

roommate who doesn't know toilets are capable of flushing

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when the riff is running out of gas

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Self-Harm

Labeled by Bluesky Moderation Service

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putting my phone in Bus Mode (video volume to 200%)

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new episode of deadliest warrior

its wild how much losing stanton hurt this yankees lineup. hes frustrating but I really think he pushed them over. "two mvps and then 7 guys who ops 650" is rough to watch

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Ants are carrying me away but are not biting me

if i get too many emails i freak out but if i go a whole day without getting one i start worrying that i died