Memento Morty 🌙

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Critical care nurse passionate about healthcare access for all, harm reduction, and destigmatizing mental illness

a black cat in Ohio
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Hot Thickle
Definitely not a witch

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“Since childhood, I've been faithful to monsters. I have been saved and absolved by them, because monsters, I believe, are patron saints of our blissful imperfection, and they allow and embody the possibility of failing.” ― Guillermo del Toro

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if you die in a bluesky duel you die in real life

I would eat this tiny origami so fast

Take this, it's dangerous to go alone.

My patient's kids are playing the guitar for him and it's so sweet 😭

When I get to hell someday, I hope I get a nice set of horns.

799 biriyani for me and 1 biriyani for someone else

Looove biriyani. Know how to cook well. Don’t have 800 friends—introvert!

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my friend asked the other day how i planned to cover the growing fascism here and i said “i guess continue writing about it til i’m sent to prison? lol” it was a flip thing to say but it’s hard to imagine ever stopping. or fleeing. i’m feeling not quite patriotic, but protective of this country.

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Here is a nice mushroom

Flirting with the hospital barista so that I can get a free shot of espresso in my coffee

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I started to type “spots comin’ in” and my phone corrected it to “Spots Colin” so that’s his name now

Lighting off fireworks after the 4th is like trying to get one last jab in days after an argument. No one fucking cares anymore and you sound dumb.

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GOBLIN DEEZ NUTS

Congratulations, you are now a goblin

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no TOOL kidz bop. pity

This is why I shouldn't be allowed to play pranks on people

muddle some strawberries and raspberries too there are like 5 shots of tequila in this bad boy

I just got home and I'm about to whip up a margarita with fresh limes, tequila, Cointreau, agave

So are we drinking tonight orrrrr

blep blep

Francie is here with a BLEP vs. MLEM tutorial. A blep is when the tongue is just hanging out at rest, stationary. Mlem is an action word for when the tongue is performing a licking motion - hence the name which is an onomatopoetic interpretation of the sound it makes.

I haven't had a patient die unexpectedly on me in a long while damn

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I am 90% hotdog and 10% mental illness

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If that’s the case then all men are bald men

I've seen a pair fish of the Maine coast and I might have cried a little

<----- saw an American bald eagle in full flight this afternoon

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i walked out in the heat to get this, it’s gonna taste SO good

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Literally never, but I should point out that I’ve also found places with breakfast nachos which is a pretty great solution.

Is it too early in the day to be craving loaded nachos?

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Completely mind melted by how amazing this embroidery by peacocksandpinecones.co.uk is. Zoom in on the detail

Using the nurse voice to tell family members that they need a coffee break and that it's really okay to leave for a few minutes.

say hello to my bagel friend

I'm going to get a big fat bagel and large iced coffee on my way into work tomorrow and none of you can stop me

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History podcast revolving around a book (historical not historical fiction) about the events if 1217 in England and they're talking about avoiding spoilers. IT WAS 807 YEARS AGO THATS WELL PAST THE SPOILER DATE 807 YEARS