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The people in the Facebook 12ft Skeleton Owners Group are on an unsustainable trajectory of absurdity and I’m 100% here for it
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And I say that as someone who currently has two very festive 12ft Skeletons outside his house (one of them is the neighbors’)
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Sir.
"I am in the presence of the Ghost of Christmas Yet To Come?” said Scrooge. The Spirit answered not, but pointed onward with its hand. “You are about to show me shadows of the things that have not happened, but will happen in the time before us,” Scrooge pursued. “Is that so, Spirit?”
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Haha holy shit that is terrifying. Excellent.
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Many thanks. We had a UPS driver tell us yesterday that a bunch of their people love driving through our neighborhood each day and seeing how the story's progressed.
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I am absolutely following for skeleton nonsense.
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Blazing trails for new traditions.
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Currently wondering how many HOA will add "no 12 ft skeletons" to their CC&R in 2024
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I’m gonna start an HOA where I drive around in a hearse giving demerits to any house I see that doesn’t have enough year-round yard skeletons
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What are your thoughts on the ten or so foot lawn dragons?
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Are they on the roof, too? Do they breathe fire? Can I bring marshmallows and roast them? I can pay, if the dragons don't mind chocolate coins in gold wrapping.
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I don’t know but I’d want one of these in that HOA.
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Thanks, I love reading stuff like this!
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Sweet, adorable, adult-sized skeleton baby Jesus.
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Scriptures does say that there were giants in those days.
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I loved this one in my neighborhood for Halloween (less absurd but still nicely odd)
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The wise man carrying his own head is an inspired touch
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It's what they would look like today, after all.
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thank you for sharing this, my day is made 😂
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Alright, Welsh Christmas, ball’s in your court.
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A single teardrop falls from Simon Belmont's face. Was everything he accomplished for nothing?
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unsustainable? do you simply mean that it will get too expensive to develop further? because i can think of like... so many ways to jack the hilarity up to 11
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Christ. As an owner of two 12 footers, this is *almost* worth getting on Facebook for. Alllllllmost
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I have to use Facebook for my business page only, and this is the one thing I ever subscribed to so when I open Facebook the only thing I see is skeleton shenanigans, which I think is the only good way to use Facebook
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I visited the 12 foot skeleton and Home Depot Halloween pages multiple times a day between August and just past Halloween. I've barely been on Facebook since. The best part about these groups is that I can sort linear sequential. I might use the main feed more if I had that option.
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Be sure to check the Home Depot listings in July, too! My one street credit point for 2023 is that I broke the news this year on Bluesky that 12 Footers were in stock. 😎 July 13, to be exact. bsky.app/profile/rob-...
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My Hallowchristmas crew salutes you
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Honestly, sounds great! And what is Meta going to market to you with only skellys…Skelly apparel? Also sounds great!
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The gifts appear to be Gold, Myrrh, and Franksownhead
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This is the reason for the season, to me
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The dude holding his own skull lol
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In some older Catholic traditions, baby skeletal Jesus isn’t put in the manger until midnight on Halloween.
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I would expect nothing less from Tony Diamond.
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Truly perfect that this is the work of Tony Diamond from New Jersey
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when I was a small Jewish child back in Texas, my aunt took me around to take pictures of all of the elaborate Christmas displays where people like Harlan Crow live, and somewhere I have a polaroid of myself in a nativity scene praying.
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Props to them for finding something and making it work in any situation. Can’t wait to see what they do for Valentine’s day
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