Rob DenBleyker: we found it. the first bad dog. — Subium • Bluesky web client

we found it. the first bad dog.

0/10. Brent you are owed an apology

I never thought I'd live to see Bront vindicated.

These are dark times

Poor thing seems to have a weird red white and blue rash.

Weirdest fuckinh bald spot.

my gf's a vet. says it's terminal. So this whole thing might be a charity case for him.

Paw Patrol begs to differ

Fuckin' Chase.

Oh, I don't actually know anything about Paw Patrol, but all cops are bastards.

Oh do I have a video for you youtu.be/rwhUpu9MfZ0?...

PAW Patrol's Dark Secret, Explainedyoutu.be PAW Patrol is a TV show for kids. It's very popular, so we might as well ask: "What vision of policing does it suggest?" PAW Patrol is also a very bad TV sho...

"It's just a kids show" Tell me you don't understand how teaching kids things through entertainment affects society without saying you don't understand how teaching kids things through entertainment affects society.

2 hours? Pass.

Paw Patrol have a police-themed dog but they’re disaster recovery, not cops.

then why do they need a cop

He’s got a megaphone and a net (which is only ever employed to catch falling things)

They don't. He mostly lays down cones around the pups that are doing something useful. They fix that by making him a spy with drones and xray tech so he can surveil people. It's gross.

Class traitors, all of them.

why does Utah need a state dog

they just set the goal post to match whatever their prompt produces

I don't know but considering all they have is a jpeg made from other jpegs it looks like they still need one.

And why isn't it a cattle dog or a husky because have you ever been to Utah

Ummm…

Ah yes, the first 0/10 dog

we regret to inform you that all dogs do not, in fact, go to heaven

yeah gordon freeman went to hell at the end of all dogs go to heaven 2

What was the point of AI generating this? This is an insanely easy image to just make in photoshop

That would require them to learn something, as opposed to just blinding yelling at the computer to make what you want

"Learn a skill? Nah, imma just push a button until I get what I want."

Yeah!! And it would look LEAGUES better!

It's literally just three stock images

Yep! And I’ve used photoshop myself for school work I high school and college.

In*

Hell, you could just put a stars-and-stripes bandana on an actual dog and taken it for a walk in some picturesque locale. That'd probably be much more fun.

Didn't pay a human for the work is the point, sadly

=/ I wouldn't trust a city official who couldn't whip up a dog poster without using AI

This criteria calls for a shift from blacklisting to whitelisting, clearly lol

Executives can do it themselves, no need for subordinates anymore!

Gotta show how visionary you are.

Art theft with a side of creepy

To be fair, how could you possibly take a photo of a dog in Utah. The amount of effort would be insane.

The first stripe under the field of stars is supposed to be white. What a patriot. AI sucks, too.

is an AI dog really even a dog? 🤔 (maybe that's what you're saying 🤔)

That dog is definitely racist, somehow.

This dog called me a racial slur. This dog took a dump in my curry. This dog scammed my mother out of $600.

Please corrupt this, furry artists!

They're on it.

I bet this was made by/for someone who would claim to love the flag, but apparently not enough to notice when it’s not rendered properly

Why the fuck is this

The fuck does that mean “meet the dog” you can’t fucking meet a meatless dog.

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