RobotLemur

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Atheist. Science advocate. Teacher. Thundarr the Barbarian. Dungeons and Dragons. Birds. Animals. Dogs. Lemurs. Robots. Nerd culture.

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Every picture of JD Vance looks like he's remembering that time he gave oral to a corpse.

Every picture of JD Vance looks like he's just been told the court clerk does not accept Bitcoin.

I'm all in on Gunnar with his Scooby bat #HomeRunDerby

Reading my manual for my new camera and, uh, thanks for this particular warning I guess

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No cheating. Post last photo of a dog you have in your gallery.

No cheating. Post the last photo of a dog you have in your gallery.

Vintage Willson Contreras--trying to stretch a single into a double, thrown out at second. I do not miss that particular aspect of his game.

Dansby Swanson puttin' a little more distance between him and Javy in the Mendoza Challenge

Whatever they end up doing, at least we know the Democratic Party will handle their presidential campaign with as much competence as Basil Fawlty.

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Of all the birds that can fly for a significant amount of time, which of them can move fastest on its feet? #birds #ornithology

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For the people who don’t have time, here’s your Readers Digest version. You’re welcome.

Layla got a new toy and she doesn't carrot all what you think because she loves it

If you see this post a bird...

The worst parts about the 2024 Cubs debacle: 1) there have been enough injuries that Jed can use them as an excuse 2) even if they get hot we know this is not a playoff team 3) if they don't, everybody's got a no trade clause so we can't even do the fun thing and watch the kids play

I explored a new trail on my run today. It was fine until I came to this. The best part was all the dents in the roof...

I ran around for a while today. First time since my vacation that I got out there. I actually looked forward to it. I think I'm re-developing a habit

Meanwhile, just a few blocks from my house...

I just finished a book called "House of Open Wounds" and it's so much better than I expected. Thanks to Adrian Tchaikovsky for a goo read and a fascinating, if dreadful, world

Cubs using the catching position to take us back to the days before the DH, when #9 hitters slugged .250

I wonder if it's going to rain soon

Goddammit Cubs don't you give me hope

Pretty fucking accurate

Well goddamn if they didn't have me pinned. Gift link if you want to do yours. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Marquee Network is a fucking mess tonight. I mean more than usual.

How many runs do the Cubs need to be up by in order for the bullpen to hold the lead?

I just realized Vinny Nottoli fixed the Cubs. Undefeated in the Vinny era!!!!

Is this a meet cute?

Number one: pee That's number one Number two: poop Trump wants number three! What will he do when there's no more pee and poop?

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Remember, you don’t have to watch the debate. You can just as easily watch the episode of Columbo where he talks at length about how he likes his wife thick as fuck.

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"Charlottesville has been debunked" holy shit we live in hell. And Biden seems just totally unprepared to navigate the firehose of lies, which... ...what else was there to prepare for, other than the firehose of lies

"Every state is now a border" --Donald Trump

This egret is GREAT #birds