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Musings of a latex fish. Living a life of quiet desperation.
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My fortune cookie had an ad for napster in it. This is hands down the worst time to be alive
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I’m just really not used to watching a playoff game at a civilized hour.
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This shit stresses me out. My boys are great with the run and gun but this much time and no goals makes me worry.
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The Leafs won more playoff series during the 80s than they have during the Matthews era and let me tell you friends, the 80s Leafs were godawful.
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You gotta think dogs listening to humans talk is a lot like humans listening to Pearl Jam lyrics
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@puckstar.bsky.social Rooms a couple of things and thought of you.
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Losing a lot of weight has made me more confident. Unfortunately I was already dangerously over-confident so long story short - no, I can't actually land this plane.
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I can relate to Boeing because just like their airplanes, I too am falling apart due to negligence.
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Election underway- democracy in Russia assured !! Thanks to Matt
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If you were visited by three ghosts on Christmas Eve who would you want them to be?
If you were visited by three ghosts on Christmas Eve who would you want them to be?
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“Go tell it on the mountain” has always sounded to me like a 19th-century antebellum southern way of saying “go fuck yourself”
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Nothing quite like a festive action figure. Its bendable!
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Indiana Jones is way cooler than Han Solo. Fight me.
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When I get a LinkedIn in message from someone claiming to be a “leadership alchemist” it seems insufficient to just passively ignore the person.
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Small talk with fellow hockey parents at an away tournament without the social lubrication of alcohol will be the death of me.
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idk what the rest of you Oilers fans have done lately but I specifically am a perfect angel and do not deserve this
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just took an absolutely unbelievable picture of boris
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“You gotta keep ‘em decorated” - A Very Offspring Christmas
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Goddamn Tim Hortons streak cut off at Six. I WANT MY FREE COFFEE.
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Saturday night dance party with the littles is far better than the oilers game.
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Attending at trade shows and manning a booth at a conference are the 7th circle of hell.
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McDavid loving Nickelback is like Tiger loving Hootie and the Blowfish.
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The best part of Edmonton is listening to the dude behind me singing his heart out to Nickelback and fucking up all the words.
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Really happy to have dropped $900 on heritage classic tickets to sit in the cold and watch these two garbage fire teams.