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Russ Bengtson

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sneakers, bikes, hoops, arsenal, mets // “a history of basketball in 15 sneakers” OUT NOW // former SLAM Ed // first dot last at gmail
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very happy to not even know who that is
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back...and to the left someone get oliver stone on the line I got an idea
Someone did that mesh shit showing how close this was to being something completely different if Trump doesn't dip his head just before. Guaranteed he's gonna see this and think about it. He knows they can get to him.
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casting trump is easy too just get joe pesci to put that wig on again
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they're just taking dictation, habermanesque
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nearly 11:30 pm on LI and it's 80 degrees with 78 percent humidity lmao we broke the planet so bad
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it'll be real hilarious and kind of fitting if he's the only one ever lol
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alex sarr was 0-15 tonight (0-7 from three) for 0 points and, well, that's not good
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is that tiffany back there
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goddammit edith bunker what the hell
Never change, you terrible, terrible political party.
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wait or is that randy quaid
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I want jardiance's ad agency jailed
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The sole redeeming MAGA quality.
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still not too late to tar and feather paul ryan imo
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wait really the fascist guys convention is wacky? the hell you say. now I really regret not watching it, I missed out on seeing that the fascist guys are wacky and bad
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they should have let angel hernandez ump the asg for old times sake
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like prince could have played in vinnie vincent invasion lol
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just wait until he walks in on vance when he's changing
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so the dude with full AK-47, ski mask, ammo, etc., gets arrested after approaching the RNC, but an unhoused Black man well away from even the vehicle perimeter for the RNC, all the way across a major highway, gets shot to death by five cops. got it.
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WIP still, but would people buy something like this on a sticker as a fundraising thing
Sorry for grandpa screenshots (phone photo of second screen) but working out some frustration in Procreate tonight — haven’t made the second one work yet after a few iterations and color may have been a false move, but frankly I just needed something absorbing to do with my hands, and my spite
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I think the manager of the worst AL and NL teams at the break should coach the All-Star teams so we can figure out if they are the problem
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alternately an umpire should manage and a bunch of managers should umpire just so they can see what it's like
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The MLB All-Star break should also have a dunk contest.
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still thinking about this. he would have thrown one pitch by me and I would have just dropped my bat and headed back to the dugout. "hey that's just one strike!" "it's ok i know he's good for the other two."
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I don’t much like pushing paid subs for my metal newsletter, but man, I could really do so much more with it if it made just a little more money. Lemme get an arts grant for lefty extreme metal journalism salvo.ghost.io
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