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Welcome to American politics and your range of choices, from Sex Crime Business Tyrant to the Crypt-Keeper
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They should invent a plant that gets you high
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ACAB includes G-type main-sequence stars
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JUST IN: Polls closed in France. Exit polls show surprise: —Left coalition (New Popular Front) projected first. (!) —Far-right (RN) has lost its bid to take power. Anti-RN front appears to have worked very well. —No bloc close to majority. Follow this 🧵 for results and more:
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Joe Biden go on "Hot Ones" and walk up with Come Out Ye Black and Tans
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golden queen red raspberries, painted by ellen isham schutt, 1916
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Madame President? that's too much diggity
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Keep Replying Without Liking the Post, I'm Reloading
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If that's your girl why's she listening to me play a flute in the sylvan shadows
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I will never ask Bluesky for my "stats"
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What’s your favorite podcast bro. What’s the best kind of Mountain Dew
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zoomers zoomers watching early watching early eddie murphy eddie murphy movies for comedy specials the first time for the first time
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Replace Joe Biden with a sentient liquid cube!
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(Obama voice) uhh Maker's, Marker, cranberry vodka, / wear a mink coat that's furry as Chewbacca
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If Chucky the famous horror doll bothered me I would just step on him. Big deal.
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I appreciate Nic Cage’s dedication to looking like shit all through Bringing Out the Dead
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We’ve all got that one homie who’s a ten thousand year old elf
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During every soccer play a guy nearly dies
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Western Athletic Conference-ass quarterfinal (complimentary)
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Thank you iPhone I did in fact mean to say "Gandal"
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Nowadays the fellowship of the Ring would have quit once they didn't have a cell signal!
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Soccer rocks. If you don't like it, hit the bricks to Mars
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"16 and a half GIGANTIC minutes"
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Look I don’t care if it’s in-network or not, if I’m seriously ill take me here.