Ryan Boyd

Ryan Boyd

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I get so much enrichment in my faculty enclosure. They treat us quite humanely.

Watching sports with the other males in my pen

They're giving us extra feed tonight

All-Star Police League Uniforms imo

Vaping nick of team

The markets are reacting well to the Enormous Column of Wasps!

Bro I'm gonna brotion we table this

Not now babe they're reforming the Court

(LL Cool J voice) High fructose corn syrup

Hey what's up MTV it's your boy Vladimir Nabokov, welcome to my crib

I live on my balcony with the hummingbirds now

Don Draper whiteboard dot jpeg: "Rotoscope dick pic"

Heading over to Amazon to get some chum, some crud, some junk, some janky bullshit

Feeling normal

Can't a senator be sauced up with it anymore?

Can't believe both ChudCorp and Sludge News have Trump up in the polls

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I need a delusional therapist

Trump/Vance is just two guys with posting madness

Hank & Townes’s Mom

lol

Hank & Townes’s Mom

The raptors are so scary!!

Hank & Townes’s Mom

Oh hell yeah, that's still my favorite Spielberg

It's wild how most recent blockbusters are boring and look like shit, meanwhile the effects in Terminator 2 (a deeply affecting film about families) still look insanely cool 30 years later

Hi I'm James Cameron, I'm just slide over here and direct the two greatest action movies ever made (T2 and Aliens)

I am also going to write a cult classic (Strange Days) that you won't be able to stream easily but which goes insanely hard on LAPD

Big Game James does nothing but generate "Durr he's over-budget again" headlines and make money with stone classics

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some people’s posts give off carpeted bathroom vibes

The Girl With the Jadakiss Laugh Ringtone

strawberry garfield

LOL good call

Who will be the first MLB player to make his walk-up music Charli?

If a healthy Fernando Tatis came out to "360" they'd have to shut down Petco